<p>To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.</p>
<p>According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every law of physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will His muscles to any level of strength He desires at any given time.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.</p>
<p>Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ****ed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is the sound of one hand clapping.</p>
<p>why r there stars in my post? all i wrote was the slang term for urinate, which in this context just means getting angry.</p>
<p>tee hee hee. you can say damn but not ****. I wonder if this will get stars too.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is the reason there are no signs of life on Mars.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris lost his virginity twice.</p>
<p>who is chuck norris?</p>
<p>If you ever see Chuck Norris running, it's already too late.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is so fat his name Chucknormous</p>
<p>Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris had my english book last semester...he wrote his name and everything</p>
<p>Crosswalks were invented to reduce the damage resulting from vehicles running into Chuck Norris.</p>