College-related light bulb jokes

<p>Haha....okay, here are some I found online:</p>

<p>HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT.......</p>

<p>Vanderbilt: Two--one to call the electrician and one to call daddy to pay the bill</p>

<p>MIT: Five--one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch</p>

<p>Middlebury: Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion </p>

<p>Duke: A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket</p>

<p>Williams: The whole student body--when you're snowed in,there's nothing else to do</p>

<p>University of New Hampshire, Durham: Four--one to walk to the general store and have them order a lightbulb from Concord, one to pick it up in six to eight weeks, one to screw it in, and one to go to his class and sleep for him while he is doing it</p>

<p>Boston University: Three--one to change the bulb and two to check his math homework</p>

<p>Connecticut College: Two--one to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the light bulb wouldn't go out</p>

<p>Virginia: Thirteen--Ten to form student committee to vote on whether changing light bulbs is a violation of the Honor Code, one to change the bulb, one to hold the keg the he's standing on, and another to attribute electricity to Mr.Jefferson.</p>

<p>Boston College: Seven--one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time</p>

<p>Santa Clara University: One--but you would never know about it because only Cal and Stanford gets press for changing their lightbulbs</p>

<p>How many [insert acting conservatory] leading ladies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to screw it in and two others to stand around sniping about how they could do it better and who the one screwing it in screwed to get the role.</p>

<p>I don't want to do this to Indiana, but I guess I will.</p>

<p>Q: How many Indiana University students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate.</p>

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<p>Q: How many Indiana University students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?</p>