<p>gellino, i get your point but being original doesn't really mean it is nice a nice name.... in my book,</p>
<p>bananainpyjamatown = one of a kind and original ???
that's a bad example because that is actually a kickass name but i think you understand
I like Wake Forrest aswell</p>
<p>Worst:
Cheyney University of Pennsylvania (lowest average SAT scores in the country, too)
Bob Jones University
University of the Ozarks
Bucknell University
Butler University (any other occupations okay?)
Indiana University of Pennsylvania
California University of Pennsylvania (are these last two lost permanently or do they just need directions?)
Widener University (needs to go on a diet)
Converse College (you major in selling basketball shoes I guess)
Spalding University (need the basketballs also, I presume)
Limestone College (geology, anyone?)
University of the Incarnate Word (like we were planning to show up as incomprehensible non-humans?)
University of Mary Washington (for those who don't want to go to her husband George's university)
Cornish College (game hens?)
Kutztown University
Boricua College (barracuda?)
Rust College
Simpson College/Simpson University (for Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie)
Shorter College
Wartburg College (what?)
Florida Memorial College (did Florida die?)
Otis College of Art and Design (they make elevators, right?)
Linfield College (linament?)
Coker College (for the would-be drug smugglers)
Benedictine University (college drinking time)
Austin Peay (please)
Wilkes University (didn't he kill someone important?)
Marlboro University (pass the cigarettes)
Salem International University (pass the other pack of smokes)
and the worst: Penn State Erie, The Behrend College (pronounce Behrend and you know why I rank it lowest)</p>
<p>Best:
Chestnut Hill College
Pine Manor College
Evergreen State College
Lake Forest College
Golden Gate University
Montserrat College of Art
Sonoma State University
Coastal Carolina University
Unity College
Friends University
Buena Vista University;
and yes, Vanderbilt University does sound impressive</p>
<p>Best:
Wake Forest, Pomona, Princeton, Vassar, Vanderbilt, University of Virginia</p>
<p>Worst:
Bucknell (I would not go to Bucknell under any circumstances because I despise that name so much), Colgate, Ball State, Villanova, Davidson, Lehigh, Rutgers.</p>
<p>Princeton wins for most applicable name--the sound of it suits the sort of royal, prestigious image the school (and some of the students that go there <em>coughcough</em>) have.</p>
<p>I think one of the coolest names is RISD (Rhode Island School of Design, pronounced Ris-Dee for those of you unfamiliar with it). Penn's name kinda sucks, because people confuse it with Penn State and it sounds very un-Ivy-league being a "University of" unlike the others.</p>
<p>But, honestly, I think we all really wish we went to the South Harmon Institute of Technology. "Accepted" totally made me amused by the name S.H.I.T. as a school. :)</p>
<p>Assumption College-- Letting you answer your own questions!
Salisbury College-- Of culinary delights
Rider University-- Still hasn't paved over the stables
Mount St Marys University-- I'd rather not
Hood College-- Got Milk?
Rice University-- Plain or Pork-Fried
Pepperdine University-- Goes great with Hood's
Purdue University-- Tastes like chicken
SUNY—Stony Brook-- Waterfront property
The Citadel--College, or horror movie?
Converse College-- Inverse sounded too negative
Christian Brothers University-- Sponsored by the YMCA
Wheeling Jesuit University-- Around the town they go
Lipscomb University-- Ill leave that to the imagination
Campbell University-- mmm, mmm good
Lynchburg College-- Special open-house for minorities this spring
Marymount University-- I said no thanks
Morehead State University-- That is if you get a girl friend
Butler University-- Specializing in servitude
Carthage College-- Invading Rome this Fall
Grand Valley State University-- They thought 'Grand' offset 'State'
Walla Walla College-- THAT is the best name you can think of?
Oral Roberts University
Colgate University-- Recommended by 4/5 dentists
Rhodes College-- Producing the most Rhodes scholars since 1848
Skidmore College-- Laundry Services off-campus
Hope College-- I'm afraid its ill-conceived
Transylvania University-First to house the Metaphysical Transformation Tower
Messiah College-- Preparing for his return since 1909
John Brown University-- Slaughtering slave owners is now educational!
Coker College-- Housing the Crack institute of Narcotic Dissection
High Point University-- (Working with Coker College)
Shorter College-- You must be at most this tall to enter
Peace College-- Founded in 1960
Blue Mountain College-- Ruling Bluefield
Bluefield College-- Serving Bluemountain
Defiance College-- Educating those who refuse to educate themselves
Rocky Mountain College-- Specializing in Rocky Mountain Oysters</p>
<p>haha I think montypythonhumor's list is as extensive as it can get, but out of those the best (or worst) has got to be Walla Walla College, or Rice University (oh ok, maybe Colgate University too lol)</p>