<p>my middle school orchestra teacher to the whole class:</p>
<p>“practice in front of the mirror. i can’t even TELL you the things i do in front of the mirror”</p>
<p>yeah at that point im like orchestra sucks and the teacher creeps me out so i dropped it LOL</p>
<p>My World History teacher has had some great moments:</p>
<p>“Necrophelia. The priests “took advantage” of the situation.” (ancient Egypt unit haha)</p>
<p>"At the end of the day, you all will hold hands and form a circle and say “We are one.” </p>
<p>There are so many more. Like when he taught us cheers in class.</p>
<p>My English teacher:</p>
<p>“What do you think the elephant in the room symbolizes?” Kid: “An actual elephant.” (it was hilarious lol)</p>
<p>My teacher has called Carbon a slut numerous times. .-.</p>
<p>My substitute bio teacher (for the rest of the semester, filling in for my pregnant regular teacher): “If you didn’t study for this biochem test, make sure you understand that is why this is the grade you got.” Funny cause I didn’t study at all and I got the highest grade.</p>
<p>“Folks, the Elementary School is right down the road.”</p>
<p>This thread needs to make a comeback.</p>
<p>Professor: This will be a one-line proof.
Some kid: But how long are your lines?
Professor: Well, Euclid says lines are infinitely long.</p>
<p>I was in biotech and one kid wAs presenting his project. I forget exactly what we were talking about it but it obviously had something to do with fat cells. In the middle of the presentation my teacher exclaimed “That’s why we have butts and boobs!” it was quite an unexpected comment. </p>
<p>“This is college, folks” - said the Elementary Spanish I teacher as shs hands out coloring sheets. </p>
<p>My math teacher repeats the same catchphrases over and over again, but they’re all really funny</p>
<p><em>somebody does stupid stuff</em> “You ready for high school?”
<em>somebody goes to bathroom</em> " “Don’t beat up any freshmen!”</p>
<p>etc.</p>
<p>In elementary school I had a teacher named Mrs. Prince who said she was a princess because she married a Prince. I was pretty dumb back then, and for several years I thought she was actually a princess. </p>
<p>Not really something he says but… We have a math teacher who barks at students as they walk down the hall. He does it to mostly freshmen, because everyone else is so used to it and it’s fun to watch them react and be so terribly confused as they think “why is this crazy man BARKING at me?!”</p>
<p>This isn’t anything insane or out of this world, but my math teacher always describes a parabola as ‘fatter or skinnier’ while everywhere else uses the terms ‘wider or narrower’. Drives me crazy when she says those things. lol</p>