<p>Imagine if this thread died for like 5 years, and in 2015 some kid brought it back up. Do you know how many times I’ve seen threads from 05’.</p>
<p>Everyone set alarms for five years from now. Digital, so you can name the alarm “GO BACK TO LAST POST THREAD AND POST ONCE MORE”.</p>
<p>I like what this thread has become.</p>
<p>I will be the last poster. Consider it a done deal.</p>
<p>My memory fails me, BillyMc.</p>
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<p>Often, or rarely?</p>
<p>Somewhere in between. There is always that thread from 05’ being bumped.</p>
<p>I am currently sick with a headache and a slight fever.</p>
<p>Cool, now everyone ignore me and let the thread die. </p>
<p>Yo quiero que alguien me quiera!</p>
<p>Actually, I don’t always feel guilty. Sometimes I think if I hadn’t been the last poster, the person before me would’ve been.</p>
<p>Ahh, stop posting!</p>
<p>Jugz517, you would be naive to think that we’ll let you win that easily. The competition to be last has been going for probably six of the seven pages.</p>
<p>Alright everybody, let’s use the next couple pages to talk about the linguistic theory of humor. Any other topic is strictly forbidden. Go!</p>
<p>And please, call me Jugz. I insist. =D</p>
<p>Jugz how bout you start. The floor is yours.</p>
<p>I’m going to ignore the two posts above and discuss the meaning of life, Jugz517.</p>
<p>^^…but before you guys start that discussion…</p>
<p>No, I don’t feel guilty when I’m the last poster. But I do feel incredibly awkward.</p>
<p>Alright, I’ll start.</p>
<p>*The linguistic theory of humor. An interesting topic that has been highly ignored by our generation. I want to revive this beautiful topic and explain it to the masses.
The linguistic theory of humor is basically… *</p>
<p>Oh damn, I left my notes at home. You guys must now continue.</p>
<p>The linguistic theory of humor is basically… your mom.</p>
<p>Please elaborate which extensive details.</p>
<p>Just as you can’t just tell everyone to stop posting, you can’t tell everyone what to talk about.</p>
<p>There is no war but class war. There is no struggle but class struggle.</p>