<p>Hey. I'm a high school junior, and I kind of want to get started on my personal statement essay early because I know I won't have a lot of time to work on it next year/over the summer. I've got a couple of potential essay topics, and I'd really appreciate it if anyone could give me some feedback. Here's what I've got so far:</p>
<p>1) Jake-- Jake's this mentally disabled kid that I've been coaching at figure skating for the past two years. This is really my only "touching" essay, and I think it might be a bit too cliche, but just in case...</p>
<p>2) Atheism My least favorite, because I think it's boring. But I am a pretty hardcore Atheist, so it's a big part of who I am.</p>
<p>3) Koumpounophobia Not sure if I spelled that right, but all it means is that I'm afraid of buttons. Somebody told me I should aim for quirky, and I'm pretty sure that's my quirkiest trait. I'm not sure if I want to present myself as psychologically damaged/insane, though.</p>
<p>4) Zines For anyone who doesn't know, a zine is an independantly produced publication- kind of a mini-magazine. I could write about my experiences within the zine community, and the frustration that accompanied the production of my own zine, appropriately titled Entropy.</p>
<p>5) Sci-fi geek My experiences in the world of interspecies sex and poorly written fanfiction.</p>
<p>6) Hiking to the river Not much of a topic, I think. Every summer when I was younger we (my family) would go to grandmas house and I would insist on hiking down the mountain to the river. Inevitably I would get lost, stuck in a thicket of brambles with a full bladder, stung by bees, and covered in poison ivy every single time. But I persevered.</p>
<p>7) Secret Identity Im a superhero. No. I'm not sure what to call this: About the time I saved a girls flip flop from near destruction during my third run-through a fun house at a Swedish amusement park, in the process ripping my pants all the way up the inseam on both legs. I then proceeded to take advantage of the lax security in Swedish amusement parks by using a smuggled Swiss army knife (which was full of sand due to having been used in cutting cheese on the beach the previous day) to transform my ripped pants into a fashion statement. Shows I'm resourceful and care about little girl's flip flops? I'm also a big fan of amusing anecdotes, and this is one of my best (my other amusing anecdotes aren't really appropriate-- for example the time my iPod was stolen, my friend was almost arrested, and a turtle peed on me, all in one day).</p>
<p>If none of these are any good, tell me. I can keep brainstorming.</p>
<p>By the way, I'm pretty set on my college list, and since I guess I'm also kind of demonstrating that I'm a good match for the colleges, here they are:</p>
<p>Oberlin
Reed
Brown
Wesleyan
Sarah Lawrence
Hampshire
Columbia
Bard
MAYBE Skidmore</p>
<p>Dunno if that helps.</p>