<p>"Hi I'm Doug, thats god backwards with a little "u" wrapped around it."</p>
<p>Person A: I'm hungry.</p>
<p>Person B: Do you want my heart?</p>
<p>'you add me, we subtract our clothes, you divide your legs, and we multiply.'</p>
<p>;D</p>
<p>'did it hurt when you fell from the sky?'</p>
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"If I were to ask you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as your response to this question?"
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<p>WOW. this one's GOOD. :D</p>
<p>I like off-color ones.</p>
<p>"I'm having trouble with my calculus homework. Could you integrate my natural log?"</p>
<p>And the ever-classic:</p>
<p>"Does this rag smell like chlorofom to you?"</p>
<p>"if your right leg is christmas and your left leg is new years, can i visit you during the holidays"?</p>
<p>rather too open but still clever.</p>
<p>Did you kow that they changed the alphabet? They put u and i together.</p>
<p>Are your legs tired? Cos you've been running through my mind all night.</p>
<p>Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes...</p>
<p>Are you lost? bcos its so strange to see an angel so far away from heaven</p>
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"If I were to ask you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as your response to this question?"
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<p>I like that one...alot. but some people wouldn't get it at all....</p>
<p>my favorite is the mirror in pants one, but i've never really attempted to use it except with friends who know me already.</p>
<p>this guy i know is obsessed with farm-related pick up lines. here's some i heard from him:</p>
<p>your parents must be farmers cus you got nice melons.
your parents must be farmers cus you sure know how to raise a ****</p>
<p>A simple "hi" is the best.</p>
<p>if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put u and i together</p>
<p>hah</p>
<p>hey, we should go to little ceasers cuz you're hot and im ready</p>