<p>What are the BEST AND WORST PICK UP LINES youve ever used or heard?</p>
<p>Here's a pickup line that I made up when trying to go out with someone:</p>
<p>May I get your contact information for future reference?</p>
<p>I had a guy friend pull this one on me. He came up and sat down behind me in lunch, leaned over my shoulder, and said "smile if ya wanna sleep with me."</p>
<p>You're talking about the girl who laughs at everything. It was darn good.</p>
<p>here one, </p>
<p>"lets do some math, lets add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multilply"</p>
<p>Are your parents terrorists? Cause girl you're the bombs.</p>
<p>Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?</p>
<p>"Your parents must have been retarded because you're one special girl."</p>
<p>Gets 'em every time.</p>
<p>This is the WORST line I have ever heard and it's disgusting as well. Luckily I heard this line word of mouth...</p>
<p>"My love for you is like diarrehea, I just can't keep it in." </p>
<p>Nasty...:p</p>
<p>"Wanna get some pizza and *****?"
"No"
". . .You don't like pizza?"</p>
<p>to use over AIM:
"ur so hot i'm typing this naked right now"</p>
<p>"I got into Harvard."</p>
<p>Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped! </p>
<p>Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log? </p>
<p>Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?</p>
<p>Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"</p>
<p>Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge? </p>
<p>Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. </p>
<p>Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. </p>
<p>You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being." </p>
<p>Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.</p>
<p>Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?</p>
<p>I totally stole all of these, but this is the best website ever for p/u lines:<a href="http://linesthataregood.com/%5B/url%5D">http://linesthataregood.com/</a></p>
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<p>That one was good :cool:</p>
<p>"Does this hanky smell like chloroform to you?"</p>
<p>or, even simpler: "I just want to let you know that I think you're beauti ::chloroform::"</p>
<p>lets dance (period)</p>
<p>The best ones are Model UN pick-up lines... :D</p>
<p>"Can I put my missiles in your country?"</p>
<p>"Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you!"</p>
<p>and other various references to Djibouti. Such a bad country to be.</p>
<p>But I have to agree with the above poster... a simple "let's dance" is better than any corny pick up line!!!</p>
<p>If I said I liked your body, would you hold it against me?</p>
<p>^that one's quite good! hehe :p</p>
<p>"Does this hanky smell like chloroform to you?"
hahaha</p>
<p>I don't really know pick up lines. I have them at hello. (lol, hard to resist an argentine) but yeah I start with that, make some small talk, and say hey wanna head elsewhere? and its a done deal.</p>
<p>girls at penn state aren't hard to get though :(</p>
<p>Okay, here's something a little different...this is a scenario, people.</p>
<p>Girl: Hi, how are you?
Boy: Not bad, yourself?
Girl: Um, I'm okay. Have to head to math class.
Boy: Ah, I see.
Girl: It's these calculus proofs. I can't stand them!
Boy: What don't you get?
Girl: I really don't know. It's just that I got a 95 on that quiz and I don't feel good about it!
Boy: A 95? If I got that I'd be happy! Don't worry, though, you're definitely a 100%!
Girl: I hope so (only then realizes what the guy actually said)
Boy: Just keep your confidence up.
Girl: Thanks. I will. See you later, I hope?
Boy: Sure. Take care.</p>
<p>Sort of corny, but everyone here probably knows at least one guy who tried that. Especially if the girl likes math class or at least tutoring for math class.</p>
<p>I'm a math tutor. And I have to deal with people venting their problems on me now and then. I also hear about their joys. So maybe stuff does happen on the way to math class. Of course, I always have to put them back on track since knowing algebra and geometry gets you a better job.</p>
<p>how about plain and simple:
hey my name's __ what's yours?
works like a charm for me</p>
<p>yes but we dont all have your dashing good looks red <em>wink</em> <em>wink</em></p>