<p>LOL tikiman53, that was so lucky!</p>
<p>Last year in English our teacher had us perform skits from Macbeth, so she went around the class asking if each of our groups was ready to rehearse with props (which included a wood sword). She let another group practice in the hallway, and we hear a lot of screaming and half an apple rolls into the room. It turned out that they were playing baseball with the sword and an apple.</p>
<p>my english teacher yelps every time he hiccups</p>
<p>Lawl well this was more like funny as in, wow I can't believe someone would say that, funny. </p>
<p>So our Spanish teacher was pretty young, mid twenties or something. She said the moon is considered feminine in the Spanish language, and she asked, "Can anyone explain why?"</p>
<p>And a kid says, "Well, the moon is made of cheese, and cheese is in the kitchen, where females belong." </p>
<p>My teacher just sighed.</p>
<p>^wallace and gromit</p>
<p>During one of the theatre productions a student director had bought pizza for the whole cast, something like 15-20 pizzas. And his best friend turned to him and said "I don't mind eating your pizza because it was just purchased with dirty money." The student director had been involved with some shady stuff. What was funny was that the student director's girlfriend was standing right there and said, "What is he talking about?" The guy never told her how he was able to buy all of their stuff.</p>
<p>It was a funny/awkward moment.</p>
<p>these stories are so funny</p>
<p>In precalc.. we were taking a test on the unit circle (filling in the angles, radians, sines, cosines, & tangents) and this little asian girl had the whole thing drawn on her hand. The teacher asked to see everyone's hands and she noticed the girl's, so she said her name firmly. The girl licked her hand and half-wiped it, so the teacher said her name loudly. The girl was like, "Oh!!" and scrubbed her hand against her other hand.</p>
<p>It was SO hilarious.</p>
<p>LOL, the whole unit circle? is it really that hard to memorize</p>
<p>In Spanish this girl who sits 2 seats away from me (in the back of the room) falls asleep. I guess she was having a really passionate dream because she started moaning and squirming in her seat. And my idiot teacher keeps teaching and she keeps getting louder and louder until he stops and goes over there to wake her up and he's like "Why'd you start the party without me?" It was the funniest moment of my life.</p>
<p>^LOL. 10 char.</p>
<p>In AP US History a good friend of mine was cheating off some terms sheet he printed off, and the teacher from across the room asked what was under his test and asked me to check before he could hide it. I grabbed the sheet and ate it. We both got detentions.</p>
<p>how did the paper taste</p>
<p>sticking it to the man tastes like a pile of syrupy flapjacks if that answers your question boys.
I have so many of these stories becuase I'm kinda the "class clown". When we had a substitute last month I used my iPhone to control the powerpoint and kept clicking back slides so she gave up and let everyone wonder the halls. She didn't return the next day...</p>
<p>So in the middle of this calc quiz, I randomly ask the class really loudly, "Did you guys get C for number 18?" I glance at the teacher and he's staring at we like WTH? I smile at him and continue my test.</p>
<p>haha I've done that Coca and I don't know why, I just randomly was like hey anyone got the first five?
For my western civ final our teacher left and i wrote the right answer to the first 100 questions on the board and everyone in all the sections copied them and my friend erased them at the end of final hour. Everyone got at least B so he was suspicious and all my friends and I got 106% because I also wrote the bonus answers</p>
<p>@DimitriMaRtin, i have that app too!</p>
<p>Haha nice boys. My iPhone is my live that's why I've got it taken away 5 times already this year (that's 3 detentions). Ever since I found out my school's wifi password I've been nothing but trouble</p>
<p>lol Dimitri, I wish I was in your school, nothing funny ever happens at mines, and when I try to do "funny" things, I get in trouble</p>
<p>Thanks eldoboy?! My school was boring so I do my best to spice it up without getting suspended or expelled. There are drawbacks such as trouble though...
All the varsity sports players were offended when I made a black tee shirt into my "letterman coat" complete with my academic awards and golf letter. wearing ridiculous clothes is a more innocent way of having fun. I randomly will wear golfing knickers and a turquoise sweater that says golf to school (draws odd stares). I have like 50 kids wear the same thing and that causes ruckus (I prefer senior citizen day complete with walkers, wheelchairs, and medical scrubs)</p>