<p>^ OMG</p>
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<p>^ OMG</p>
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<p>Teacher [ gives us a fun 2008 quiz]:"...I was going to add the most popular song, but I've never even heard of it....some song called "low."</p>
<p>Then everyone just laughs. It's not funny but I just wanted to add that.</p>
<p>Aparently, some kid in my science class was bitten by a turtle. I wasn't there. I wish I had been. </p>
<p>Best story I was there for was my phone going off in English. I usually have it on vibrate, but, guess what? So, Here in Your Arms by Hellogoodbye starts playing and everyone stares at me. To make matters worse, people start singing along, one girl starts dancing. And what was the text I recieved? Sprint telling me about their new promotions! I could have died right there. At least my teacher let me keep my phone!</p>
<p>I probably should mention watching Fight Club, The Godfather (with Polish subtitles) and the first hour of Superbad in one, double-period AP Chem class when we had a sub. We got in SOOOOOOOOOOO much trouble for that!</p>
<p>There's probably more and these probably aren't that funny, but who cares!</p>
<p>This stories are really funny. </p>
<p>One, year this kid was giving a speech and he was talking about how hot Hispanic girls were and he went into a lot of detail about...well you know what. The whole class was laughing so hard he had to stop a few times until we stopped. Then it was so funny watching my teachers expressions on her face when he was talking.</p>
<p>dimitrimartin, you are my favorite.
i do similar things in terms of wearing ridic outfits/ organizing theme days. my favorite sweatshirt ever says "happiness is yelling bingo!"</p>
<p>Haha glad to know someone else is getting the most out of high school. If you don't care what's popular high school becomes the funnest event. Speaking of wearing odd outfits, I got the first guy's "dress code" violation for exposing my midriff ever yesterday. Apparently shopping at baby gap isn't acceptable...</p>
<p>hahaha...i have a shirt from gap kids so some of my friends call me babygap. i think i might have gotten a guy in trouble for having shorts that were too short when we had "cut off day". Mmmgurl, frayed denim shortyshorts never looked so good.</p>
<p>Not too funny, but during an AP chem exam a friend and I finished and we looked at the answer key. I saw it and was like, "Aw, 1 was C?!" while people were testing ):</p>
<p>Hahaha, cutoff day sounds like an amazing idea, but I would probably only convince girls to do it, from my past experience of wearing short shorts I have been told hairy thighs aren't "cool" these days, apparently neither is wearing a children's small spiderman costume cuz everybody could see my bulge and posted pix of it on facebook (plus I got a detention for "indecency")</p>
<p>^it'd be an honor to meet you</p>
<p>someone stole a mouse from my dumbars chem teacher, the next day he had to use his mouse pad, but he didnt noe how to use it. LOL</p>
<p>my sophmore year my classes were getting less and less entertaining so i decided to spice things up. I went to radio shack and bought a universal remote and then figured out the code to the TVs in the classrooms (theres one TV in each room, same make, so the remote worked for all of them). I started off in my english class turning the TV on and off, and changing the channel to completely random shows. My teacher was freaking out and was completely clueless. during my evening chemistry study group later that week, I walked down the hallway and i was able to set the timers on EVERY TV in the building so that they would all turn on at exactly the same time. </p>
<p>I also had it in my spanish class while we had a sub and I kept turning the volume up and down, and as soon as the sub would fix it, i'd wait for them to sit down and then turn it back up, or back down. the sub was having a s*** fit thinking that the TV was broken. at one point she had the real remote and i had mine and the volume was going from 0 to the max, back to 0, back up to the max.</p>
<p>then someone told her someone had a remote and she ended up offering a bribe of 2 bags of candy to whoever told her who it was. needless to say, she called me to her class during one of my other classes and she was demanding i gave her the remote. i told her i didnt have it. once she let me go, i went to the window and turned the tv on again. i realized this was a mistake as soon as she started chasing me.</p>
<p>also, for the next 2 weeks or so, since i had set the timers, everytime the TV's would automatically turn on, i would stand up and have to succumb to a 'pat down' to prove that i didnt have the remote.</p>
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<p>edit: later that year, i ended up writing an english paper about this incident. i'd forgotten my english teacher was the only one who never figured out who it was, so this ended in her reading it to the class, and calling me a bas.tar.d. our relationship went downhill from there. she kinda smacked me too.</p>
<p>In my middle school there was a really irritating girl who everybody disliked and loved to make fun of. She complained all the time and asked the most ridiculous questions unintentionally (e.g. "If you cut paper in half, has it reproduced, since there are more pieces now than when you started?"). </p>
<p>So one time we were taking a spelling quiz in class. Everybody else was doing the quiz on paper but she was allowed to use the computer. Anyway, so everyone else has turned in their quizzes and the teacher is begging her to finish hers when we all hear -- "DING. SPELL CHECK COMPLETE." Everybody starts laughing and she runs out of the room.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, i have another story. I guess it's funny and humiliating, so I didn't find it funny at the time. So one of my teachers thought I was cheating, so she went up to me and accused me of stealing answers and being a total ***** about it. So I just said I don't that that crap, and I left. And when I came home, I was still kind of ****ed, so I just complained about it during dinner. Then the next day, during that same class, the door suddenly knocks, and in comes this asian lady dressed in a colorful, flouncy blouse. Everyone's just staring at her, kinda confused. And it's silent. Then she goes, "HI, [my name]!!!!!" And everyone turns to look at me and I'm just trying to hide. Then she goes to my teacher and starts talking about what the problem was. And everyone was just watching and listening. And the whole thing was so damn pointless because it achieved absolutely nothing, and my mom just ended up leaving. And for the rest of the year, the teacher hated me, and gave me bad grades on all orals and written assignments (which are the only things she can be biased on without getting caught). And i ended up getting a very bad grade in that class when I was obviously the best student there who actually tried. </p>
<p>Damn... it's not like I even asked her to come. She just took my ranting as an invitation to her class</p>
<p>Lol, good thing that teacher retired.</p>
<p>cman, that is f'ing hilarious.</p>
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<p>That sort of made my day. :)</p>
<p>I love the monotonous way in which you told your story, cman.</p>
<p>in our english class we were discussing oliver twist, and you noe the character, Master Bates (charley bates), rofl, my teacher said the name really fast , yah, go figure, the whole class laughed for like 3 minutes straight</p>
<p>he must be the master debater</p>
<p>We thought that was so funny in like 8th grade when we were having classroom debates.</p>
<p>our principal got attacked by a red-tailed hawk that lives on campus during exam week...it didn't actually get him, just dive-bombed him...possibly the best moment of my life</p>