Funny Classroom Stories

<p>In one of my classes, a ceiling tile was missing so that someone could paint and decorate it. One day, during the middle of class, a bird swoops down into the class and lands on the American flag. He kept flying back and forth from one side to the other, and every time he flew over a girl, she would scream. It flew around for a long time, until the janitor caught him and let him go outside.</p>

<p>In AP Econ, we were taking a test on early philosophers and economists. During the middle of the test, when it was dead silent, a kid just yells out "Barrrrrrrbarism!"</p>

<p>During my precalc class, somehow we got into a discussion where the teacher said he would offer this kid extra credit if he could make himself cry. So the kid actually made himself cry, with real tears and all, but still didn't get the extra credit.</p>

<p>one time in APUSH our teacher asks, "what kind of people are often most inclined towards religious fundamentalism?"</p>

<p>he was looking for "poor people," but this one kid raises his hand and says, "muslims?"</p>

<p>everyone in the class looks at him, shocked, and our teacher goes, "suh-wing and a miss."</p>

<p>this kid is joining the marines next year, by the way.</p>

<p>In a Robotics class during middle school we were building a rover out of a lego kit and after my friend dropped the rover's body, we had to reassemble a part of it. When my partner put in a little bar to keep the body intact she accidentally stuck it in diagonally so I said "No, put the stick in through the bottom hole." Then my teacher said "that's what she said!"</p>

<p>During AP Bio, I hid a cheat sheet on my lap and the teacher was coming so I went into panic mode so I unzipped my zipper and shoved the small sheet in. </p>

<p>She asked me what I was doing and I said my stick was stuck. :) She walked away shaking her head.</p>

<p>^LOL thats hilarious</p>

<p>Oh one last story before I go.</p>

<p>It was April Fools and this really daring kid in my US History class went up to Mr. Dorette and he had a water bottle that he poked a hole in the cap. </p>

<p>He started talking to him and the whole time he was squirtting water at Mr. Dorette's midsection.</p>

<p>LOL the teacher ran out of the class room after he noticed and he never returned for the rest of the year.</p>

<p>my math teacher in 6th grade was trying to use her eyedrops but the bottle was similar to the white-out bottle next to it and infront of the whole class she accidentally put white out onto her eye! she went crazy and thought she became blind!</p>

<p>i guess she really needed those eyedrops! lol</p>

<p>One time, I was bored during English class, so I left, saying I was going to the bathroom. And as I was walking around the halls, I noticed a door with a paper taped on saying, "QUIET! TESTING!" So I couldn't resist, and I let one rip right in front of the door. And I could hear kids inside burst out laughing, and as I ran away, I saw the teacher run out trying to find out who it was. Luckily she did not see me</p>

<p>In 8th grade science this stupid kid stuck tweesers in an outlet, I still think of that every time I see him. Oh, it was soooooo funny.</p>

<p>Oh and here is legit what my history teacher told us a few weeks ago, "What is black and white and red all over and can't fit through a revolving door? A penguin with a spear through it's head." I think a one kid in my class cried he was laughing so hard.</p>

<p>My History teacher has to be the coolest teacher I have ever had. there are so many stories! haha.
Just today we were talking about the Boston Massacre and he said "They had to push it in hard" in refrence to bayonets and people? I missed that part, but I know he said that and one of the kids in the front row did the little sex thing with his finger, you know, one hand makes a circle and the other hands finger goes in and he said "Get it boy". My teacher stood on the front counter and said "Pervert!" really loud and then he shouted "You little freakin pervert". haha.</p>

<p>Oh and one last story involving the same teacher:</p>

<p><em>Kid is texting under his desk</em>
Teacher: Are you on a phone?
Kid: No
Teacher: Then don't have your hands between your legs during class.
His class is fun.</p>

<p>I was in my Modern Problems class last year and we were talking about how Barack Obama would be the first African-American president if he won the election, when some kid speaks up and says, "I heard that one of the presidents was half-black! I think it was Lincoln!"</p>

<p>So what did the student teacher say?</p>

<p>"No, the thing about Lincoln was that he had a relationship with one of his slaves."</p>

<p><em>facepalm</em></p>

<p>^haha</p>

<p>Conversation in APWH:</p>

<p>WHteach: German is not an ANGRY language! You just think of Nazis shouting "GEH DRAUSSEN! when you think of German!
yeti: Yes it is!
[USHteach walks in]
yeti: Hey Mr. L, is German an angry language or what?
USHteach: Of course it's an angry language! "FORBAZPEERJJOIJARHARHNAHO, AHNAIO HATDERRJU AERHNIORNHON AHIRHAH???? ATQHJHKJXFHER ATTWET PPOKLASTEHHH!!!" I took six years of German!
WHteach: I took six years of German!</p>

<p>I love them.</p>

<p>One time I taking a test and I borrowed a pencil from my teacher. When I finished, I walked up to my teacher's desk where he was busily engaged in reading something, and put the pencil back into one of the cups. About five minutes later, there was a gurgle and a shout and we all looked up. the teacher was holding up his coffee mug (filled with coffee) and the pencil was sticking out of it. he roared "WHO DID THIS?" as i shrank into my chair and the class simultaneously exploded. ultimately he blamed some kid who was always causing trouble. he told the teacher it was me, but he didn't do anything.</p>

<p>we had a class assembly in tenth grade, and our art representative was making an announcement about how there was a new art exhibition that featured nude photographs, and our "class leader" who was our APUSH teacher, asked rather absentmindedly where it was, before turning bright red after all of us started to laugh.</p>

<p>another time a friend and i were sitting next to eachother in a particularly boring precalc class and we started comparing this lesson to celebrities and people we disliked or just liked to make fun of. and then i said, sort of loudly, this is "THE ELLIOT SPITZER of math" right when my teacher paused, and she turned right around and said "i don't think that is very appropriate for math class!". everyone laughed for about ten minutes, it was pretty great. (this was right after the spitzer scandal, by the way).</p>

<p>sticking it to the man tastes like a pile of syrupy flapjacks if that answers your question boys.</p>

<h2>I have so many of these stories becuase I'm kinda the "class clown". When we had a substitute last month I used my iPhone to control the powerpoint and kept clicking back slides so she gave up and let everyone wonder the halls. She didn't return the next day...</h2>

<p>What was the app you were using? This would be so much fun.</p>

<p>^its called clicker, i think, you wouldnt have it if your ipod or iphone was cracked</p>

<p>ok so last year in the area that I live, there was some man riding around on a skateboard and "molesting" girls. SO we were talking about it in my APEuro class, and someone said to my teacher, "You would totally be molested if you were walking down in the street cronin.." and then cronin (the teacher) bends over onto the projector and goes HEEEYYYYY.
^that had made my day</p>

<p>and then in 5th grade, we were doing our AGE course where we learn about sex, and the human body, etc.<br>
So in the beginning of class my teacher says "ok kids no laughing in class, absolutely not because all of this is ust natural and everyone should be comfortable to ask whatever they want."<br>
Later on in class, we are looking through our packet (which has pictures of EVERYTHING you could imagine), I already had MAJOR giggles by this time. And the girl sitting next to me decides to ask "Are the testicles the same as the *****?"
^^That set me off to no tomorrow, I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes, and lets just say my teacher was NOT happy.</p>

<p>did you mean to say p e n i s</p>

<p>Today while i was taking my alg2/trig exam my friend tried to cover up a fart with a cough. It went like this...</p>

<p><em>cough cough</em>
FARRRRRT</p>

<p>It was so weak lol, the whole class started laughing haha</p>