funny professor/teacher quotes thread

<p>My honors 11th grade english teacher spent an entire block period (75 minutes) trying to explain to our class how a squirrel hiding its’ nuts is a metaphor for literature. To this day not one of us understands what she meant. Also, we were reading light in august and we got to the point where all of the white guys are taking turns basically raping a black girl, and my teacher goes “this is what is known as a ‘gang bang’” and after we all laughed the room went silent and someone says “Nah I think that’s called running the train”.</p>

<p>My 11th grade physics teacher telling us to write the honor code: “I have neither given nor received aids during this test.” </p>

<p>XD</p>