<p>I know everyone has had that roommate they wanted to strangle, or got along with really well. Either way they walked out with awesome stories. What's yours?</p>
<p>my roommate threw a tantrum at me for not cleaning the apartment, when all the crap lying out in the living room and kitchen sink belonged to him.</p>
<p>One of my suitemates was terrified of clowns and she made the mistake of telling me this. So, her roommate and I printed out pictures of creepy clowns while she was away and hid them all over, inside the fridge, her shoe, the closet, on her stuffed animals, on her laptop screen, etc. And after the first few shrieks, I kinda forgot about the rest until she went on her computer or something that night and screamed bloody murder. That was funny. </p>
<p>My roommate also got drunk one night and fell off her bed…the top bunk, and landed on am empty cardboard box at like 2am. She woke up complaining she was sore because she didn’t remember falling. I still crack up when I think about that loud THUD and seeing her sprawled out on her back like a turtle that can’t quite get up.</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHA thats epic. i hate clowns too</p>
<p>I lived on the sixteenth floor of a renovated hotel, which had a pool outside. We also had a balcony that we liked to sit on and study. One day, my roommate was out on the balcony studying when a huge gust of wind knocked her cellphone off the balcony and…into the pool. </p>
<p>Just for reference, this pool was DISGUSTING. People threw all kinds of things in it, and nobody ever swam in it, because of how vile it was. She needed her phone back, but was kind of squeamish so I ended up jumping in (fully dressed) and rescuing it for her. After she soaked it in rice, it was actually almost good as new:) </p>
<p>I’ve pretty much never done anything so disgusting for someone before, but it was totally worth it. I loved having such a great roommate.</p>
<p>For my roommate’s birthday, we blew up like 50 condoms and hung them around the entire room. He came in still on the phone with his mom (who had called him to wish him happy birthday.) He busted out laughing and just said, “Oh! My friends got me… balloons” to his mom. I heard her say “Oh wow! That was so nice of them.” We also filled some of the condoms with stuff, including a blown up condom within a condom and one filled with water. About a week later I was playing with the water-condom (which was fascinating, by the way) and it exploded ALL over me. It was also a lubed condom so it was just disgusting.</p>
<p>We also TP’ed my RA’s door one time, and another time we taped hundreds of craft balls to her door. Good times. I’m gonna miss the dorms.</p>
<p>For one of my 2 suitemates’ birthday back in February, my other suitemate (who was suitemate #1’s roommate), her boyfriend, and I tried to surprise suitemate #1 with a birthday cake at midnight. Anyway, the light in her room was on, so we assumed she was awake. Anyway, suitemate #2 kicked the door open, with a cake already set with candles in her hands, and we were about to scream “happy birthday” when we saw suitemate #1 was fast asleep. Needless to say, we felt really embarrassed. We surprised her the next day, though.</p>
<p>There are so many amazing moments that I have with my suitemates that I can’t remember them all, though.</p>
<p>My room mate during my freshmen year left the window open. All year round. We live in Minnesota. So during the winter it pretty much got to, or below, 0 inside almost every day. We argued over this (but she felt hottttt all the time), and I closed it whenever I could, but it was always open usually with some fan or other contraption in it to make closing it more difficult. Not only was it friggin’ freezing every day in that room, but it also made me afraid that a pipe would burst under those temperatures (it had happened before in that particular dorm). Ugh. She also stayed up all night, slept all day, managed to ignore/sleep through her alarm clock for up to 2 hour intervals which annoyed the rest in our hall if I wasn’t there to throw something at her or shut it off myself.</p>