<p>hahaha,,lol. :D</p>
<p>Make friends outside of your room.</p>
<p>sounds like a good idea to me :)</p>
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DO YOU HAVE AN ACCENT!..if so, just say words that sound funny...i think it's hilarious....then you'll all laugh and pretty soon become buddies.
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So</a> true.</p>
<p>Wrong link!</p>
<p>lol I think I am having a problem with links: Correct [url=<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw6RgIf6epQ%5Dlink%5B/url">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw6RgIf6epQ]link[/url</a>]</p>
<p>lol i got a feeling that there was something wrong...</p>
<p>i am a queer AND my son is queer, besides marlboro and new age, is their any other queer college (30%+) west of alabama my son can go to?</p>
<p>my advice would be just join a club u think sounds interesting. then u should have no problem meeting other people with similar interests</p>
<p>He probably killed his roommates.</p>
<p>35) Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.</p>
<p>34) Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again.</p>
<p>33) Hide the T.V. remote contol in a place that is easily found by your roommate a.k.a his closet, in a pair of his shoes, under his pillow... Don't tell him where it is, make him tear the room apart. (works best when you have a lazy roommate who hates having to get up and change the channel.) Then when he finds the remote the irony comes in because you've also hidden the batteries. Hahahahahahahahahaha</p>
<p>32) Punch a hole in the TV. Sit and watch it anyways</p>
<p>31) keep muttering "they'll never find me" over and over at night for a while then stay in one of your friends rooms for a while.</p>
<p>30) Start a food drive around campus to feed your roommate. Comment often on how fat s/he's getting.</p>
<p>29) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"</p>
<p>28) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.</p>
<p>27) Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.</p>
<p>26) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"</p>
<p>25) Get really emotional every time your roommate leaves, throw yourself at his/her feet screaming "NO! NOT AGAIN! YOU JUST GOT BACK! DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME!?" Pretend to have no memory of this if confronted after he/she gets back. After a couple of weeks, have your things packed up, say "I can't take these games, STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART!" Come back 2 hours later, unpack and go about your business as if nothing happened.</p>
<p>24) Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.</p>
<p>23) Act out scenes from the Exorcist every night at 3 am. Do this for a month</p>
<p>22) Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh, are you dying?"</p>
<p>21) Continuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if /he ever does the same.</p>
<p>20) Kill several people. Store the corpses underneath your friend's bed. Call the police.</p>
<p>19) Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.</p>
<p>18) Read nothing but "Human Calculator" books. Consistently make mistake's on simple math (e.g. "2 + 2 = ..3?)</p>
<p>17) If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."</p>
<p>16) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.</p>
<p>15) Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream for 20 minutes straight.</p>
<p>14) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."</p>
<p>13) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.</p>
<p>12) Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.</p>
<p>11) Duct tape action figures to your walls, and claim that they are POWs. Before leaving your room, hold your finger like it's a gun and "check" the hallways. Do this every time you're going to go around a corner as well. Leave other action figures around the dorm, and "capture" them.</p>
<p>10) Bring in potential "new roomates" from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."</p>
<p>9) Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh, no! Where am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.</p>
<p>8) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.</p>
<p>7) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.</p>
<p>6) Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.</p>
<p>5) Leave post-it notes for your roommate on their things that say, "I smelled this and it didn't smell like you do. I think someone has been using your stuff."</p>
<p>4) Set up a concrete birdbath in the middle of the room with water and little rocks and stuff in it, and sit across the room in a folding camp chair wearing camo and holding a shotgun just staring at the birdbath with the window open</p>
<p>3) Incessantly rant about the government's attempts to control our minds by poisoning us with Dihydrous Monoxide. If your roommate tries to explain that Dihydrous Monoxide = H2O = Water, exclaim "HA!! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!!!!"</p>
<p>2) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."</p>
<p>1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."</p>
<p>POKER</p>
<p>that solves everything</p>
<p>approach some girls, tell them youre greek and say youre having problems with your roommates so they feel sorry for you. youll def. get some attention from the females, trust me.</p>
<p>I think ChamilitaryMayne’s list of “suggestions” are classical ways to break the ice with new room mates. Hey that gives me an idea, I could bring this list to my first day of school and just read it out before my new room mate. Then this solve should everything.</p>
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<p>Everybody has accent.Maybe you are just not aware of your accent.</p>
<p>and in U.S,talking like americans=talking right.
if your english is not american english,your english won’t be the most proper one.</p>