How do you find creativity in the Why Penn essay?

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Pennsylvania
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<p>hahaha did you seriously just ask that</p>

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<p>umm maybe not</p>

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<p>You have to remember, he mistook Columbia University for Columbia Maryland. Lol</p>

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<p>.....there is a Columbia, MD.....</p>

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<p>im pretty sure that yourbfwantsme is a girl...cuz her name is your bf (boyfriend) wants me....that is unless he is gay....just putting it out there</p>

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<p>No hes a guy, he explained it in some other thread.</p>

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<p>reallY???? hmmmmmm</p>

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<p>lol he's a guy, apparently. </p>

<p>and anyway, venkater, we're all glad ur clean now. gooooo venkater!</p>

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<p>Another way to make the essay stand out is to talk about how being in west philly is the ****.</p>

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<p>or talk about how penn is gonna be so amazing for you cuz there are more rich white kids for you to sell ur cocaine to</p>

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<p>business opportunities, YESSSS</p>

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<p>i love it when people converse about me. lol.</p>

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<p>or you can talk about how you wanna be one of the 100 freshman at UPenn who end up in the emergency room cuz of alcohol poisoning in the first two months of school.</p>

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<p>hmm...thats less than at most schools...thats why moderation is key (or abstain totally)</p>

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<p>My parents want me to apply to Tulane. My tenative essay:</p>

<p>The drinking age in New Orleans is 18. My main motivation for applying to Tulane is so I can legally drink as a freshman instead of as a senior. If my parents force me to marticulate (you people will have to pay me because I do not want to sit in New Orleans after Katrina) I plan to drink my liver to death as a way to cope with not getting into Penn. Before graduation, I plan to be on a liver transplant list. Please have a liver ready for me, because you do not want one of your top students to miss graduation.</p>

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<p>The drinking age in Louisiana is 21.</p>

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<p>eh? maybe I'm missing the joke but I'm pretty sure drinking age is 21 everywhere in the US...</p>

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<p>Come to Germany and get drunk at 16. But don't get into a car unitl u r 18.</p>

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<p>In New Orleans, it is 18 according to my US Government teacher.</p>

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<p>never mind, I just looked it up online and the drinking age is 21. i'm going to scream at my old government teacher now.</p>