How do you guys greet your homies in the hallways?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>It's inevitable, in the hallways you always run into one of those acquaintances that you don't give a hoot about but give an awkward acknowledgment anyways or one of your your closer pals that you can sit next to on the toilet without a care.</p>

<p>I do the "down-chin-nod" when I'm lazy or a dramatic "SUP." when I get excited. It's not uncommon to give the silent stare of death or the weird facial expression.</p>

<p>..But that awkward phase when you see that person coming afar, you do anything to avoid contact until that last feet when you look up and say "Hi, GuyIdontknowthatwell"</p>

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<p>Sup nod and “sup!” or “hey ■■■■■”</p>

3

<p>Double-fist pump bro hug Pok</p>

4

<p>I fart in their general direction</p>

5

<p>I thrust my hips forward and they know what’s up.</p>

6

<p>I scream out their name in a Japanese format. Hug them and then we go on our way.</p>

<p>Some people do the whole butt slapping thing, kiss on the cheek, poke, laugh. etc</p>

7

<p>I beat some ass.</p>

8

<p>“Wat up my nig?”</p>

<p>“■■■■■!”</p>

<p>anything of the like.</p>

9

<p>I HAAAATE seeing people in hallways that I used to be friends with, but we both know we’re drifting apart and don’t have anything to talk about, but don’t want to say to the other one we’re not really friends anymore.
But if they’re a legit friend I usually call them my ■■■■■ or grab their crotch or something (if the hallway is relatively empty)</p>

10

<p>Grin, chin nod, waggle of the fingers (with special consideration given to the middle finger for my closest homies). For really awkward/distant acquaintances, I just pretend to text.</p>