i don't want to go to college.

Colleges and Universities A-Z Stanford University
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<p>i think i just realized that i really don't want to go to college. </p>

<p>yes it will be fun with all the parties, independence, blah blah</p>

<p>but i'm not exactly going to love the finals, work, and learning that i've been suffering through for the past 12 years. </p>

<p>so i want to start a business, and need $400,000. any ideas on how i can get some cash ?</p>

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<p>cool. i’m not the only one who feels this way.</p>

<p>gregh the best thing i could come up with is steal it. i guess you could always solicit, but that’s so boring.</p>

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<p>Become small-time drug dealer, make ~$12,000, go to Vegas, put it all on double zero. If ball lands on double zero, rejoice, if not, rinse and repeat.</p>

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<p>here’s a thought:
Go to college make the money and start ur business
I know it’s like a great idea
Hahaha
:)</p>

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<p>^ </p>

<p>Ehh … I don’t know I like the drug deal idea better …</p>

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<p>I know for sure the drug deal idea WILL work.</p>

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<p>ooh can i join you?! we can go gambling and win it.</p>

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<p>Not unless the DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) catches you. That would be a bummer.</p>

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<p>Yes, just start your business, I have plans too for such ventures, as for funding start nearby for investors and have a business plan, what you up for, maybe I want to pitch in, ok, I’m just not that rich of a kid.</p>

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<p>Rob a bank! Take some of our bailout money back!</p>

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<p>^ I agree
10 char.</p>

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<p>You guys are forgetting an obvious option he still has to get money. Prostitution.</p>

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<p>^ yeah he can get the $, while catching aids…then he can start a business whose soul purpose is to cure aids…and then die before the company cures aids and starts to make profit
Oh, the irony
LOL
:)</p>

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<p>Yea, who needs college when you have SO MANY other options?</p>

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<p>Yeah, go to college and then get a job.</p>

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<p>Easy. Go to Stanford. Meet a rich spoiled kid who can get 400,000 dollars from his/her parents. Start a partnership with them and start your business.</p>

<p>… profit?</p>

<p>I could also suggest simply meeting someone at Stanford and marrying into money, but that’s probably not politically correct these days.</p>

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<p>well since i’m a guy i can reverse age-old stereotypes.</p>

<p>and bailout money!! i totally forgot about that … </p>

<p>i wonder how long it’ll be before the feds start the “kid who doesn’t feel like going to college and would rather sell stuff” stimulus plan.</p>