Ideal Woman

<p>"I would love it if a guy on here would start an "ideal woman" thread since you have an "ideal man" thread going." -Nevea</p>

<p>Go.</p>

<p>My ideal woman:</p>

<ul>
<li>Plays video games</li>
<li>Excellent hygiene</li>
<li>Modest</li>
</ul>

<p>I started the "ideal man" thread in response to an "ideal woman" thread.</p>

<p>Lurk moar.</p>

<p>But seriously:</p>

<ul>
<li>Doesn't drink</li>
<li>Doesn't do drugs</li>
<li>Modest as well</li>
<li>Not fat and nasty</li>
<li>Can be trusted</li>
<li>Cares about school</li>
<li>Keeps a low profile</li>
</ul>

<p>-doesnt think she is a princess (seriously)</p>

<p>-doesnt talk constantly about "hot" guys and celebrities </p>

<p>-independent</p>

<ul>
<li><p>doesnt care what ppl think ; just does what she wants to do</p></li>
<li><p>isnt scared to try new things</p></li>
</ul>

<p>-an IQ higher than 110</p>

<p>in order of importance...</p>

<p>-an AUTHENTIC CHRISTIAN
-God-fearing (that includes virtues like modesty, integrity, chastity, etc.)
-intelligent and wise (hey, you did say "ideal")
-good communicator and conversationalist
-similar interests (at least some of the following are a must: aquatic sports, skiing/snowboarding/snowblading, psychology, music, theatre/drama)
-likes to "get out" and try new things -- not a complete "home body"
-vulnerable and willing to be honest when she needs help -- i.e., not afraid to ask for something (but NOT needy/clingy!)
-somewhat outgoing but also one to ponder (i.e., slightly extroverted)
-not clingy, overly dependent, or neurotic
-doesn't care what others think -- fairly bold
-similar personality traits tend to help relationships...
-preferably a musician or at least having a love for the arts
-desires to partner with me (I'll be establishing a music counseling ministry that could require traveling and so forth...so it would be best to marry someone who wants to partner with me in that so we can be together during that time)
-physically attractive
-talented in music
-able and willing to be flexible in terms of grad school, etc. as clinical psychology programs take less than 10% of their applicants so I may have little choice in where I go...</p>

<p>Jennifer Lopez</p>

<p>Ew, you made this for Nevea? She's just acting like a extreme feminist newbie who needs to lurk moar</p>

<p>quitejaded, gb2/4chan</p>

<p>-nice physique
-good at mouth sex
-must have plow experience
-if she cheat on me, I will crush her</p>

<p>lol, Borat</p>

<p>honestly though, in order of importance</p>

<p>-easy to talk to
-good hygiene
-can carry a conversation/intelligent
-not heavily into drugs
-understands sports/how guys like me are with sports
-good looking
-always there to help
-never harsh, usually supportive, but not too weak to not speak up when she can tell that sumthing is going on
-nice to your friends
-doesnt flirt with other guys</p>

<ul>
<li>smart</li>
<li>beautiful</li>
<li>warm</li>
<li>in love with me</li>
<li>good at sex</li>
<li>willing to put up with my bulls***, and call me on it</li>
<li>interesting</li>
</ul>

<p>wow, and good hygiene as a trait called out??? What's that about? Do you guys often meet women that don't clean themselves?</p>

<p>lol... actually... yes... the chic who's been stalking me... nasty!</p>

<p>repost .</p>

<p>
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Ideal Woman

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</p>

<p>My mom. Duh!!</p>

<p>^
I wonder if nick is still in the phallic stage ; P (I kid)</p>

<p>Ideal woman:</p>

<ul>
<li>Plays chess</li>
<li>Likes readind and having intelligent conversations</li>
<li>Abstains from uttering "oh my good", "this is likely so totally awesome", or any variation thereof.</li>
<li>is cademically competitive</li>
<li>is average to better looking</li>
<li>is a liberal demmocrat</li>
<li>despises the current republicans</li>
<li>has cultural depth</li>
<li>doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, or parties wildly</li>
</ul>

<p>Interesting, i guess I am just trying to validate my own attitudes and aspects-- similarity is all.</p>

<p>PS. I found crounton's "not HEAVILY into drugs" criterion amusing.</p>

<p>
[quote]
"oh my good", "this is likely so totally awesome",

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The heck?</p>

<p>lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll;</p>

<p>^
I have learned to correlate this with lack of intellectual grasp ; )</p>

<p>Who the hell says "Oh my good"?? What is that?</p>

<p>"Oh my good, I won the lottery" type of thing?</p>

<p>"This concert is likely so totally awesome"? They sound like phrases a person who doesn't speak english would say...</p>

<p>I'm guessing he means "oh my god" and "this is, like, so totally awesome!"</p>