<p>Camille dumped me! WHY?! WHY?!!!! I just don't understand....<em>sobs harder than when Sauron was rejected from Berkely</em></p>
<p>^^^ Freak.</p>
<p>i bet ucb would accept sauron... you know, celebrity and all</p>
<p>though he might have a better chance at harvard/brown...</p>
<p>good at oral sex.
obedient.
does not flirt w/my friends.</p>
<p>obedient? why don't you just get a dog?</p>
<p>^I have a dog and I love him. I also like women.</p>
<p>nah, i was just trying to annoy some of the women.</p>
<p>The requirement of many for their "ideal other" to have certain political beliefs is FASCINATING. (and bad, IMO, because I think politicization is bad)</p>
<p>Politics can replace religion in a secular culture.</p>
<p>OMG, are you like serious with this thread? Like, this thread is so retarded oh my god oh my god oh my god. Like, its as stupid as my friend getting dumped by his boyfriend, gosh!</p>
<p>Ideal woman? As long as she's like my mom, she's ideal for me :).</p>
<p>^ Nick man, I never knew this side of you existed lol</p>
<p>Pretty soon you will be changing that location to ann arbor won't you?</p>
<p><em>Still sobbing</em> Why are you mocking me? Can't you have pity on me and close this relationship thread out of kindness? </p>
<p>Can't you remember everything I've done for you guys?!!!!</p>
<p>......i'm kind of scared</p>
<p>Lmfao @ this thread.</p>
<p>just a little into drugs</p>
<p>is cademically competitive</p>
<p>or at least that she can spell academic</p>
<p>highly amusing thread..</p>
<p>a woman that i cannot touch or talk to. someone who i can dream about. she must be modest and inaccessible, out of touch with reality. secluded in an estate.</p>
<p><em>cries</em> Like my mom Scarlet, the southern belle of Tara. Quite is an incestrous thought! ヘンタイだね？</p>
<p>she must be a brunette: shining black hair...small...asian-looking...dark eyes...utterly inexplicable...</p>
<p>i must say to her:
*je vous aime, mais ne touch</p>
<p>1)I saw mommy kissing sauronvoldemort, underneath the Christmas tree last night....</p>
<p>It was so.....WRONG! Reject this new age methology, return to ethics and victorian morals....</p>
<p>2) Wait a minute.... je vous aime....did you say I am your anime? You mean that you're a fictional character that was somehow able to transend space into this direction and interact with the real world? Whoa, that is so deep....you must be like Lain's lover!</p>
<p>charizard, ur a woman, and should understand these artistic sensibilities.</p>
<p>i meant to say</p>
<p>je t'aime, mais je dois te rejeter. je veux te sentir, mais le dieu ne me permet pas.</p>