Ideal Woman

College Life
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<p>You...rejected me for my mom? But she is so much older than you! Why couldn't you have fun with someone your own age? </p>

<p>And no, even though I have watched both The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast 20 each, and Snow White and Mulan 30 times each to aqquire a life-code and virture. I will not go out with someone who will spit on my ear when whispering poetry! You must learn a different language and be less efemine.</p>

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<p>charizard, u are so insensible that i am reluctant to believe that u are a woman. </p>

<p>actually, italian is more effeminate than french. i would prefer the girl to speak italian (and be able to play the piano) and another language from the East.</p>

<p>all about amore. it's all about la poesie, la musica.</p>

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<p>Ideal woman?</p>

<p><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/485787/the_ideal_woman/%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.metacafe.com/watch/485787/the_ideal_woman/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>A beautiful looking woman that makes me look good in public. A woman that I have control over. A woman that I can break-up with easily and make her live miserable; a woman that doesn't have the means or ability to break up with me.</p>

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<p>-Doesn't play games
-Confident in herself
-Interesting personality</p>

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<p>BedHead, I don't get the "You'll remember my birthday next year" one.</p>

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<p>QJ: I think she was kinda saying "Oh, it really doesn't matter that you forgot my birthday this year. Next year you'll remember."</p>

<p>Does that make sense?</p>

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<p>Ohh, hehe -10char-</p>

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<p>Warrior princess skilled at martial arts, speaks 20 languages, can beat a supercomputer at chess.</p>

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<p>nothin wrong with a little pot smokin and alcohol drinkin…common now live a little</p>

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<p>the ideal woman would b a posting bro (but a girl. im not gay dad) who would always have my back on these boards . . . <em>sigh</em></p>

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<ul>
<li>smart</li>
<li>cute</li>
<li>loves me</li>
<li>likes sex </li>
<li>gotta be able to put up with me and hold her groud when im being an idiot</li>
<li>fun to be with</li>
</ul>

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<p>-Would randomly reopen threads from two years ago</p>

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<p>-Likes me as much as I like her
-Fantastic taste in music</p>

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<p>-good looking (like a 10 [but i have weird tastes])
-subtly dominant
-hard worker, independent
-shorter than me
-optimistic
-plays hard to get just enough so that there’s doubt, but not so much that there’s disbelief
-matches up with my zodiac sign
-family-oriented
-creative
-really good in bed
-exists in this reality</p>

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<p>-romantic
-Christian (Catholics preferred but at this stage not a must)
-intelligent, cares about school
-good looking (though what I term good-looking, some people term just plain Janes… definitely no-one hideous, though)
-not snobby - preferably someone who came from “regular folk” but a little privilege isn’t a deal-breaker.
-able to tolerate being with a conservative Republican (doesn’t have to agree with me, just not think I’m a fascist or something).</p>

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<p>haha, some of u guys r just a bit picky : P</p>

<p>“A beautiful looking woman that makes me look good in public. A woman that I have control over. A woman that I can break-up with easily and make her live miserable; a woman that doesn’t have the means or ability to break up with me.”
…seriously?</p>

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<p>

check

Some

Not necessarily

ideally…</p>

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<p>-Educated, intelligent
-Attractive (duh)
-Athletic
-Not high maintenance
-doesn’t drink…I don’t
-Not a party animal</p>

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<p>I totally agree with this “A beautiful looking woman that makes me look good in public. A woman that I have control over. A woman that I can break-up with easily and make her live miserable; a woman that doesn’t have the means or ability to break up with me.”</p>