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<li><p>I would authorize the immediate assassination of Paris Hilton, Myley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, the whole of the Twilight cast and Justin Beiber. </p></li>
<li><p>I would bomb the Afghan-Pakistani border.</p></li>
<li><p>I would ban reality TV similar to and including the Bachelor, The Hills etc</p></li>
<li><p>Forcefully divert humanities students to the sciences so that the number of science graduates would be at least half of China’s.</p></li>
<li><p>Dedicate more research to stem cells, alternatice energy etc</p></li>
<li><p>Water-board Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfield.</p></li>
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<p>be the first fashion-approved president.</p>
<p>This might be the most disliked thing I would do as president.</p>
<p>Give all illegal immigrants 72 Hours to leave the country, or become legal. During this period, they can turn themselves in and face lesser penalties. After 72 hours, they are required to leave, as I conduct a national hunt across all 50 states. ALL immigrants would be checked, as I would “push” police to do so. Those who comply will leave peacefully. Those who run away or try to rebel, or just don’t listen, will be shot.</p>
<p>^ You know how much money would have to be spent for that? :P</p>
<p>Yes I do know how much that would cost. That’s why we take money out of unnecessary things and put them into this.</p>
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<p>It doesn’t mean that, it means that some cases are more serious than others. The mom will die if we don’t abort? Then we have to make a terrible choice. The mom doesn’t want anyone to know about her boyfriend? Well, then I would say that doesn’t justify killing a person.</p>
<p>Where we draw the line depends on our value of human life, but we shouldn’t just pretend we aren’t actually dealing with real humans.</p>
<p>Hi MiThopeful16…
CONTROLL OF EXPENSES IN THE GOVERNMENT:
He should do as he said – read line by line of the budget and control expenses of employees in the entire government…travelling, hotels, gifts, food, golf…</p>
<p>There is still a waste of money in the government: Check all those travelling and entertainment, and vouchers…</p>
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<p>I’d do something similar…</p>
<p>1: Offer all illegals currently here the chance to become legal.</p>
<p>2: Slam the border shut and kick out any illegals who try to get in.</p>
<p>3: Make it WAY easier for them to get in legally at the door, as long as they are going to work and aren’t going to live off our social services.</p>
<p>This is all assuming that I had congress and the voters behind me, of course.</p>
<p>^^ yeah, and in-flight beverages, scat-hunter choppers, useless signs, endless do-nothing jobs, etc.</p>
<p>1) Become a dictator</p>
<p>2) make a huge army and a bunch of loyal goons so that I won’t be assasinated</p>
<p>3) hope that I won’t be assasinated</p>
<p>4) do whatever I want</p>
<p>5) hope that I won’t be assasinated</p>
<p>6) get assasinated</p>
<p>7) say some amazing line as I lay dying</p>
<p>8) say “darn, I was assasinated”</p>
<p>9) die…</p>
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Yeah, life’s been terribly dull since hunting Indians became illegal.</p>
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<p>Um, those are more in the “If you were god” category.</p>
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<p>Those weren’t illegal immigrants, they were illegal non-emigrants.</p>
<p>Also, just for the hell of it, I’m taking over France and Canada.</p>
<p>^ Ooh, free croissants!</p>
<p>Yes. Well France never really would offer any form of fight. They might just throw croissants at us. Canada will use mounties, but we’ll leave if we can beat up Sidney Crosby.</p>
<p>I love croissants and free croissants even better!
Canada is beautiful…so we can add their land to us…good idea.
Your idea to invade France and Canada…a good one. We feel proud to have them as state 52 and 53. (State 51 probably has been promised…I heard.).</p>
<p>take over the world</p>
<p>jk</p>
<p>Lol, and when NATO decides to yell at us, I’ll say we make NATO *****es!</p>
<p>I would force all the good colleges to accept me lol</p>