<p>Harvard1009 who’s your counselor? the president of the universe?</p>
<p>you guys are powerful</p>
<p>Guys I’m considering retaking the SAT. I got an 800 Math, and 800 Critical Reading, and an 800 Writing, but only a 790 on the secret section. I was stuck on the part where you have to fight the minotaur so I skipped it >_<
Any thoughts?</p>
<p>Guess what everybody?!</p>
<p>Yesterday I got a letter from collegeboard congratulating me on doing better than everybody in the history of the entire universe! Today another letter arrived from Barack Obama congratulating me on this, and asking me to come work for him! </p>
<p>I expect one from Jesus Christ tomorrow.</p>
<p>@halfrican</p>
<p>You had to Ctrl, Triangle, Circle, Triangle, Square.</p>
<p>Oh yea!!! WELL TOP THIS:
I got 2500 on SAT’s when i was in kindergarden, a 39 on the ACT’s with a blindfold, and i already have a cure for cancer: I’m just lookin for the right time to publish my work but until then im waiting. I was also able to write amazing essays, one of which was published in the New York Times, and the other essay i wrote wasn’t that GREAT. I mean it was only published in 30 different newspapers.</p>
<p>And now, I have been elected president of Harvard University.</p>
<p>May I askkk whoo iss iinn chharrge off thiis planet now???</p>
<p>Fresh101:</p>
<p>Oh, please. Harvard? You actually think that would impress us? I’ve been elected president of all of North America, and the top half of South America as well.</p>
<p>Guys, I only got an 18 on my SAT essay, I think because my writing slanted upward several degrees. :[ also, all six of my recommenders said that I was the most wonderful person they’ve ever laid eyes on, will this be seen as damning with faint praise at schools like Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Penn, Columbia, Dartmouth, Brown, or Cornell? </p>
<p>Also, slight tangent: is every school in the country (except Harvard) going to reject me for being overqualified? I don’t want to count on Harvard, they can be flighty :[</p>
<p>Hey I got a 97 out of 100 in some grade in fifth grade.</p>
<p>I got Jesus to write me a teacher recommendation.</p>
<p>Today, My grandma told me if I don’t get at least 2500 on the SAT, she’ll ship me back to Korea where I belong."</p>
<p>^I guess we won’t be hearing from you after getting back your SAT’s. SO LONG SUCKER!!</p>
<p>I did really well on my college entrance exam, but do u think Harvard would accept me for starting a genocide, now called the Holocaust, as my only EC?</p>
<p>I can not get into Harvard because I v already graduated from it.</p>
<p>@jerrry4445
they wouldn’t because its already been done.</p>
<p>I like girls, but the girl who I want to be my girlfriend scored 2500 points higher on her SATS than me. 
Any advice?</p>
<p>Edit: Whoops, forgot to add, I got a perfect score on the writing section, but I’m retaking the SATs because I want to at leasts be challenged in terms of grammar, and I also want to break a record for the most amount of words crammed in the 2 pages provided in the booklet.</p>
<p>You all know if you score more than 2400 you get infinite Harvards, Princetons, Yales, and girlfriends. Not to mention $1,000,000 in nickels.</p>
<p>They’re not funny if they’re not somewhat realistic =/
Here’s mine:</p>
<p>Hey, can you chance me at HYPSM, i just want to know if i have any chance at all</p>
<p>SAT: 2340 (ugh, had the swine flu, check ACT)
ACT: 35 (stupid science section!! retaking in December)
AP Exams: Calc BC, Physics C: Both Parts, Lit, Lang, Latin, Gov, USH, Euro, Stats, Music Theory, Chem, Bio, APES, Psychology (all 5’s beside 4 on Latin, will this effect my chances??)
GPA: 4.954/5 (I’m actually #1 in my class but I’m scared because the person under me is only like .4 away. ■■■)</p>
<p>EC’s
-Raised $30,000 starting my own private organization for aids in Africa
-Discovered a rare species of spider then used its venom to cure the common cold; did a research project about that and later received a noble prize
-Received a Fields Metal; should i include this?
-Got invited to MOP but didn’t go because my parents made me go on some dumb trip to Antarctica where i discovered a new drilling area for oil
-TASS (10)
-RSI (11)
-Track, Basketball, Football, Baseball (9-12)
-Started a debate organization in my community where we advanced to a national ranking and beat a team that’s been winning for the past 8 years; a movie was later created about our situation</p>
<p>So, that’s about it. I’m just really worried because I’m Native American and i heard that colleges hate Native Americans and are soo selective when they apply; just hopefully with my stats they’ll at least consider my application.</p>
<p>@tomzhang - I think you are definitely a match at UIUC and UCSD, but I’d say low reach at Carnegie Mellon and mid-reach at MIT.</p>