<p>analogous - tough, for reasons you mentioned. For a better shot, you should have received some kind of big prestigious award - fields medal just doesn’t cut it.</p>
<p>You forgot to mention how you co-narrated March of the Penguins with Morgan Freeman… and they still haven’t noticed.</p>
<p>I’m afraid I won’t get in, because I’m the King of Siam. ORM+International=Impossible to get in. I wish my dad hadn’t gone to college.</p>
<p>As a bonus, you are URM too.</p>
<p>i made a deal with my girlfriend. if I get a 2400, then she would paint her belly-button green. but if i didnt get a 2400, then she will find herself a new boyfriend-preferably a nerd.</p>
<p>^lol what a stupid deal, 40% of test takers get 2400s lol</p>
<p>I think I’m so good that I’m writing my own recommendation letter.</p>
<p>SUCKERS!!!</p>
<p>So, my parents got REALLY MAD at me today because I only got a 3023 on my SAT…I guess I can’t get into Harvard anymore…and what’s more disappointing is that I only have a 1000 GPA on a 4.0 scale…</p>
<p>I have NO FUTURE!!!</p>
<p>Can someone tell me what I can do to improve my SAT score?? PLEASE!!!</p>
<p>^You need to suck up to CB.</p>
<p>ok, honestly, u guys, my 2290 and mom thread was way more realistic -___- and i WASN’T ■■■■■■■■</p>
<p>…well i have been studying for the SAT since I was in mom’s womb, now i took it the same day i was born and got 1600 (there was no writing back then), i took it again when the new version came out in 5th grade and got 2400, do you think I wont get into HYPSM because my scores increased so much ://// and CB said they wont do score choice ■■■</p>
<p>I got a recommendation from silverturtle and fresh101. What now?</p>
<p>Gosh guys… I can’t believe this!! I remember doing only the 1st half of the SAT and then the second half I was practically sleeping, and now my score is 2339 WTH WTH WTH! How could this ever happen to me???</p>
<p>I have also invented a herbal cure tablet for HIV using the grass from my lawn. I am so depressed and desolate.</p>
<p>I guess I’m kind of an ORM, I hail from the planet Earth. This May I plan to take 12 AP exams, bringing my total to 74 taken (received 5s on all, except a 4.5 on AP Collateralized Debt Obligation :/) and well on my way to Historical AP Scholar. I was recently notified that not only have I qualified for National Merit Scholar and Presidential Scholar, but both programs were forced to drop all other recipients to further recognize me. Unfortunately I don’t have an SAT score to report, I was waived from ever having to take it at age 11. I hope that doesn’t hurt my chances…</p>
<p>I intern at NORAD and have a recommendation from an Army Chief of Staff… but my friend is getting one from the Secretary of Defense ughh. Other ECs include getting certified 5x Platinum by the RIAA for my dirtysouth single, collaborating with James Cameron on a secret project (no, not Avatar, the SECRET project), helping pen a Papal speech, and saving the lives of over a million Pacific Islander citizens by predicting a tsunami. I just wish that health care bill I helped come up with would have garnered more support. My essay is barely okay, it made a couple Swedish Academy members cry but got nary a response from a dead horse that I took it to for a fifteenth opinion.</p>
<p>I’m shooting for Ivies of course but I’m just not sure. I don’t think I could handle a chancing for those just yet (I’ll get more qualifications soon), but how am I looking for Eastern Oregon?</p>
<p>I looked at this and its confusing. Don’t SAT scores go up to 2400? How is it possible to get more than that…did collegeboard make a change or something??</p>
<p>I made it as a parody of this thread</p>
<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-preparation/807117-ive-decided-retake-sat-2290-first-time-made-deal-mother.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-preparation/807117-ive-decided-retake-sat-2290-first-time-made-deal-mother.html</a></p>
<p>All in good fun :P</p>
<p>^and that thread was damn serious 
and i got a 2270 on the retake</p>
<p>Well, your 2290 was still beastly haha</p>
<p>yaah but it dropped darn</p>