<p>yay!
okay first lame joke:</p>
<p>What was Avogadro's favorite fruit?
watermolen!!!!!</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>what's "Avogadros"?</p>
<p>its amedeo avogadro..
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avogadro's_number">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avogadro's_number</a></p>
<p>i apologize for my ignorance. the joke was.......very ccish.</p>
<p>hahahaha........ ha.</p>
<p>brilliant.</p>
<p>This one came from my PSAT class instructor - he was the god of lame jokes.</p>
<p>What did the student say when his teacher eliminated answer choices D and A in the sample problem?</p>
<p>You can't eliminate D and A, it's the blueprint for all life on earth!</p>
<p>okay here are some:
-what's brown and sticky? a stick
-what do you call cheese that's not yours? nacho cheese!</p>
<p>and here's another avogadro's number one:
-what is avogadro's number of avocados? guacaMOLE!</p>
<p>lmfao</p>
<p>not really...</p>
<p>why did the chicken cross the road?</p>
<p>to get to the other side</p>