<p>Are you flamebaiting me? Congratulations–it’s working.</p>
<p>You are misrepresenting my position. I had been implying that one should not make quick, condescending, black-and-white generalizations about matters outside one’s knowledge and experience. Especially if one does not make an effort to understand why others act they way that they do, the reasoning and the rationale of others.</p>
<p>Contrary to your insinuations, I do not encourage either the abuse of alcohol or the disregard of common sense.</p>
<p>Note that, before I went on and on, I chose to talk generally about “partying” (i.e., being extroverted, outgoing, social) instead of “drinking,” the simplification you had made. I make this distinction completely clear by enclosing “drinking” in ironic quotation marks throughout my argument. Therefore, you are mocking me for taking a position that I did not in fact take. Which confuses me.</p>
<p>(But, since you insist on confusing the two, at this moment, I will humor you and relieve everyone else who may be worried that she may find herself compelled to drink in order to make lots and lots of friends and acquaintances. One can go to a bar with friends, and order a water with lime without fearing that one’s friends will make fun of one or look down on one. On the other hand, if one adopts a high-and-mighty, “burn in hell, sinner,” stance, one cannot look forward to a friendly response. One can go to TAP (The Amherst Party) and dance, dance, dance with many people; one does not have to drink a drop. Although many of those who abstain from alcohol are intolerant of those who consume alcohol, few of those who consume alcohol are intolerant of those who abstain from alcohol.)</p>
<p>All this bougie language about “productivity” reminds me of those older relatives of mine, architects and engineers, who do not cease to remind me that the humanities and the social sciences are a “waste of time.” I confess that I myself believe that business majors are “wasting their time,” but even I cannot help admitting that business majors learn invaluable skills such as public speaking, teamwork, time management skills, etc. Therefore, why can’t they make at least a half-assed effort to appreciate why studying the humanities can be an invaluable experience? Shocking.</p>
<p>I agree with you that the isolated acts of alcohol consumption and language learning, without context, are unwise and impractical uses of time. If you continue to confuse drinking and “drinking,” I’ll continue to humor you too, and argue that drinking (no quotes) at Amherst is more valuable than drinking elsewhere, because the connections to be made at Amherst are more valuable than those made elsewhere. If one concedes this point, then one may agree that it is worth the expense to drink at Amherst, for the invaluable benefits to be reaped from such an investment!</p>
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<p>But, your confusing of means and ends will continue to sink you, and I want to save you. The matter we are contending is this statement that you had made earlier in this thread: “I don’t know if it’s the most productive use of time or money to major in a language in college.” Major. However, as I have already explained, again and again, one does not major in a language at Amherst to become a fluent speaker of that language, believe it or not. From the mouths of the department heads themselves:</p>
<p>“Asian Languages and Civilizations is an interdisciplinary exploration of the histories and cultures of the peoples of Asia. Through a systematic study of the languages, societies, and cultures of the major civilizations… The purpose is… a general inquiry into the problem of cultural difference and its social and political implications, both within Asia and between Asia and the West.”</p>
<p>“The [Classics] major program is designed to afford access to the achievements of Greek and Roman antiquity through mastery of the ancient languages.”</p>
<p>“The objective of the French major is to learn about French culture directly through its language and principally by way of its literature.”</p>
<p>“The German Studies Major is broadly humanistic and cross-cultural. It develops language and cultural literacy skills and provides a critical understanding of the literary and cultural traditions of the German-speaking countries.”</p>
<p>“[The] Russian Department [is] a strongly interdisciplinary department and encourage[s] students to acquire sophistication in reading Russia’s cultural traditions through the disciplines of literature, film, cultural studies, history, and politics.”</p>
<p>“The objective of the Spanish major is to learn about Hispanic cultures directly through the Spanish language and principally by way of their literature and other artistic expressions.”</p>
<p>One majors in one of the languages to achieve the aforementioned objectives. Fluency is simply the means through which one does so. Your argument that language majors are a waste of time is based on a false premise, that language majors have fluency as their purpose. As you can see, that is clearly not the case. You can argue that language majors are a waste of time with the premise that learning about cultures is a waste of time. However, you cannot argue that language majors are a waste of time with the premise that language-learning is a waste of time.</p>