<p>^ Since we’re not lying, that’s not an insult :P</p>
<p>^Dammit. I should visit this thread at night when my mind is working.</p>
<p>LOL, someone should (not?) make a truth thread.</p>
<p> Rebirth of Maple 
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<p>The cake</p>
<p>Teehee.</p>
<p>I am straight.</p>
<p>My life is perfect now that I’ve gotten into everywhere I applied</p>
<p>I love spring.
And summer.</p>
<p>One night I was droppin’ acid with my friends, and I got so tripped out that I don’t even remember what happened, but I must’ve applied to Harvard, cuz I just got accepted.</p>
<p>I hate all these necros.
I hate this thread as well [noparse]:)[/noparse]</p>
<p>I hate winter and the rain and snow.</p>
<p>I am in a relationship with my bestfriend of 5 years. I’m in love. We’ll be going to college together where we’ll guide each other along.</p>
<p>I am 11. What is this I got in the mail? An acceptance letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Awesome!</p>
<p>No more worrying about University for me. Hogwarts here I come.</p>
<p>I have a boyfriend, a hot one at that.</p>
<p>I’m going to Stanford.</p>
<p>I have absolutely nothing to worry about!</p>
<p>I have a 30 inch wiener</p>
<p>I didn’t run 2 miles this morning.</p>
<p>Hey guise. Where’s Liverpool at? I have to tell her that I listen to Oasis now all the time</p>
<p>[insert truth here] Liverpool still exists? I thought she died…[/insert]</p>