Lie about your life

<p>^^Lol, I had remembered that Liverpool used to love Oasis</p>

<p>I am exactly where I want to be in life.</p>

<p>I don’t have a CC-crush ;)</p>

<p>I can pay for college.</p>

<p><em>sigh</em></p>

<p>I just got the new, refreshed Macbook Pro that hasn’t been released yet.</p>

<p>I don’t think this thread is amusing.</p>

<p>^I agree with you
Wait, what the hell does this even mean?</p>

<p>^hahahaa I got confused halfway through the thread.</p>

<p>I don’t think JehRon is confused at all.</p>

<p>^^This thread does not confuse me [noparse]:)[/noparse]</p>

<p>^Who is JehRon? [noparse]:o[/noparse]</p>

<p>'Tis inquisitive.</p>

<p>I just got back from Tokyo, where I was fighting ninjas with Chuck Norris.</p>

<p>I just bought a mansion in Tuscany, Italy. It cost bout 6 million but of course that’s chump change for me.</p>

<p>I totally have a 12 inch *****, also known as 30 centimeters in every other country but the USA, or a footlong for those that have a subway fetish. It’ll make your girlfriend chunder everywhere.</p>

<p>So yeah, I got the Rhodes Scholarship yesterday. I think it’s because of the Nobel Prize I won for my undergrad work. So I came into Oxford and won another Nobel Prize today. </p>

<p>lykyattly</p>

<p>I’m not hungry.</p>

<p>^I’m guessing it was me, and that I’m not lying about. xDD</p>

<p>[insert truth here] How are we supposed to know that you are not lying when you claim to be not lying? This thread makes no sense unless you make a statement and move on. [/insert]</p>

<p>…So are you hungry or not? ROFL.</p>

<p>im heeeerrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee</p>

<p>I’m not hungry!</p>

<p>[see title of thread]</p>