<p>I’m a hard worker</p>
<p>I didn’t fail another French quiz today and my mother isn’t truly convinced that I’m turning emo and rebeling.</p>
<p>^I sympathize with you</p>
<p>^thanks .</p>
<p>^^That was nice.</p>
<p>Harvey’s posting colors intrigue me.</p>
<p>[truth]So trumpetgrl failed a test, TCBH does not sympathize, trumpetgrl thanks him sarcastically, Warts thinks it was not nice of TCBH to say that and is also not interested in knowing anything about this color. [/truth]
This really isn’t very confusing.</p>
<p>I completely disagree.</p>
<p>I beat a homeless hobo to death with a dead pigeon the other day in Central Park. I sauteed both in a light mixture of fresh seasoning and squirrel visceral fluid, all in a huge wok. It took me an hour to eat the dish, but it was absolutely delicious!</p>
<p>I have no homework.</p>
<p>My dog didn’t just scare me…noooo waaaay.</p>
<p>I have a life.</p>
<p>MattNC has a life.</p>
<p>I do not have a life.</p>
<p>I’m not joking around.</p>
<p>That was mean.</p>
<p>I hate Alec Baldwin.</p>
<p>CC is absolutely scintillating today. And was scintillating yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the day before the day before yesterday; and will probably be tomorrow as well.</p>
<p>I’m not secretly amused by the irony that a lie about my life is almost entirely about CC.</p>
<p>what’s up guys?</p>
<p>dissect that one!</p>
<p>What’s below?</p>
<p><lie> Something is below. That’s NOT what it means. </lie></p>
<p>I came home from “dress like a prostitute” day at school and hooked up with all my friends’ boyfriends</p>
<p>I just had sexual relations with Alessandra Ambrosio.</p>