<p>Just wondering if anyone else has this lulzworthy stuff in their lives.</p>
<p>Our school has some messed-up teachers that keep me constantly entertained.</p>
<p>Take for example my APUSH teacher, also the women's tennis coach, (*subject and team changed from real life in case he ever stumbles across this :P) --who told the whole tennis team that he ought to hook me up with some pot because it would "chill me out."</p>
<p>My mom happened to hear about this and went on a mad-bull rampage for two days. I thought it was funny. Yes, my teacher is a marijuana dealer among the student body, apparently.</p>
<p>Anyone else?</p>
<p>My band teacher just yelled at my friend and I for not doing anything, even though there were five kids (including us) not doing anything. One was his protege and pet, one gave him problems when he said anything, and the other one was doing hw. Of course, when I talked about it to him afterward, he just said, “If a cop sees four people speeding, he can only stop one, and hopefully the other people can take it as a warning sign.” Of course, he could have just told all of us to go do whatever he wanted us to do. We weren’t going 70 MPH down a highway! Sorry, I just had to rant. The guy ****es me off.</p>
<p>lol i love all my teachers… I really can’t see any of them saying anything slightly obnoxious/offensive haha</p>
<p>My eighth grade math teacher, who looks like an out of work porn star (no joke), one time whispered to the class, “Hey! Wanna know a secret?” while holding up his yard stick in a threatening manner. The thing is, he’s also the girls’ soccer coach. So he looks like a porn star and he is potentially a pervert. That secret could have been anything…</p>
<p>“Bush’s decision to attack Iraq was a logically correct decision for America.” - APUSH teacher</p>
<p>lmao^^.</p>
<p>nothing for me, but this will probably get some great responses :p</p>
<p>p.s. i’m so glad i don;t have your apush teacher.</p>
<p>5 of my teachers over the course of my high school career have told me I’m “hot” and several have said that they would “appreciate it if I came in for extra help more often after school”.</p>
<p>Not exactly obnoxious. One of my teachers said that I am a bad student. Well, even if I were, he doesn’t need to say it in my face.</p>
<p>So a few weeks ago we had a sub. But as we walked into class, no sub was there. So we sat down and started reading Hamlet like we were meant to. We were alone for 45 minutes until a special education teacher, who was originally supposed to sub (but apparrently was told she didn’t, hence her lateness), finally shows up.
She tells us we have a vocab test, and we let her know our teacher won’t care to just do it on Monday. We’re a small class of about 10 and all excellent AP students, there’s no reason for her to not believe us.
As I get my test, I say “I’m not doing this.” She assures me I am. So I then just fill in the blanks with words to make up a sentance when put together. She then picks up my test and yells at me saying, “I’ll tell your teacher to give you a zero.” My thought was, I’m glab subs, who are 45 minutes late, can give me a grade.
So we finish the test with horrible grades and talk about our future. As one kid says he wants to major in History, she bombs him saying that History Majors have no point and that nothing has come from them.</p>
<p>That day made me loose all respect for her.</p>
<p>Online physics teacher during office hours:</p>
<p>“What do you want NOW? Oh sorry [other person], I thought you were [aigiqinf].”</p>
<p>Super-Christian AP World teacher: </p>
<p>“Pagan religions no longer exist. Those that do lack credibility with today’s science.”</p>
<p>Yeah… and Christianity definitely has no issue with science (plus, I am part of a “pagan” religion). >.<</p>
<p>where to start, I had so many bad teachers.
my geography teacher hated me for some reason…
one time i had my chin in my hand and was doing nothing, waiting for her to pass out the quiz. All of the sudden she yells my name and says, " What did i tell you??? NO TALKING!"
I said I wasn’t, and all the people sitting around me were like, yeah she wasn’t even saying anything.
Then shes like “Dont even lie to me I saw your lips moving! You’re lucky I’m not going to give you a zero!”
I have no idea why she thought I was talking…w/e…and the thing is I’m one of those quiet people who never gets in trouble I don’t know what her problem is.</p>
<p>then another time, (same teacher) i come after school to pick up a few assignments that I missed because I was absent. She got sooooooo mad, she was like, “Why didn’t you come and get these earlier! Then she took out an orange highlighter and wrote on the top HALF CREDIT.” I was only absent two days before…shes so mean!</p>
<p>oh and my orchestra teacher was absolutely crazy. We would sometimes not even rehearse, and he would go on lectures the whole entire class, telling us how “we were all ■■■■■■■■ in our own way” “our parents dont love each other and dont care about us” and how “we dont work hard, and it serves us right when all the poor kids in nepal and china take all of our jobs”</p>
<p>haha and another time for my bio teacher I left early to go to sports, and my friend told me that when she said I was absent, he smiled and said, “Great! Shes not coming today!”
I have no idea why so many of my teachers hated me last year…but this year they all love me. its weird.</p>
<p>once i’m sitting in math class, listening. and all of the sudden, the teacher yells at me:
“WHY ARE YOU SMILING!? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? YOU THINK I’M FUNNY?”
and i’m like…i wasnt smiling.</p>
<p>In my sophomore year, I did not read the up to the current chapter we were on in Honors American Literature, so I was asked a question about the plot. I answered incorrectly, and she said “Garrett, you are bogging down the entire class!”</p>
<p>Also, we had to carry around someone else’s chosen object for a Latin project (I made someone else carry around my holographic pokemon cards), and I was given a pink monkey to carry around. I had it around my neck and when I brought it into the class, the teacher told me to put it away or she would “Dropkick it down the hallway” (she was a fat and old teacher), despite how I was required to keep it out.</p>
<p>Regardless, I got an A in the class and she made my writing beautiful. So, good deal.</p>
<p>one time one of my teachers said i shuld do my homework. lol. He has given up asking me to do homework and show up to class.</p>
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WOW WHAT A JERK!!! YOUR TEACHER NEEDS TO BE FIRED!!11!1! SRSLY</p>
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did she teach you how to write really… um… nice poetry?</p>
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<p>Wow, that’s really racist. You should contact the ACLU.</p>
<p>my sophmore history teacher told my friend that since she was adopted, her parents could never love her like a real daughter</p>
<p>it wasn’t to me, but when my apush teacher found out that this one kid got into dartmouth, he was like, “yeah, they let anyone in nowadays.” (the teacher’s an alum). hahaha</p>
<p>Okay, so, one day we were supposed to finish up and print an assignment we had done on the publishing software in Journalism (not even a real class, btw). But my friend and I had already finished it, so we just printed it according to the directions that our teacher had given us. But instead of coming out on one page like he wanted it to, it came out on two. So we showed him this, and he said "I can’t believe you guys printed wrong. I just went over this for like 10 minutes. What are you, mentally ■■■■■■■■? Listen. " etc. etc.</p>
<p>Turns out, no one else could print it properly and the way he told us doesn’t work.</p>
<p>and, no, he didn’t apologize for repeatly insulting us for following directions.</p>