Wierd Things Your Teachers Do

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>My AP US History says "all right" around 200 times/hr. Someone actually recorded this. He also drumrolls with his fists against the desk when he says it on occasions.</p>

<p>My orchestra teacher gives students rides home, which I hear is a common practice among teachers with "lower moral standards".</p>

<p>My german teacher has really low self-esteem. She told me her first day of teaching, she forgot to XYZ lol. Also, because her last name is Huberty, she was ridiculed in high school, and she always tells my german class (in tears) how everyone would yell "hey Puberty". She made a student stay after school because he pointed out #35 was printed twice on a quiz. She considered this a challenge to her authority.</p>

<p>Any other interesting anecdotes?</p>

<p>lol woops its "weird" ik soz ppl</p>

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<p>I had a math teacher last year that said "ok" (and variations of) around 500 times per class period. We counted.</p>

<p>My science teacher would use "In this situation" and "Utilize" as her filler words.</p>

<p>My World Perspectives teacher would close his eyes when he yelled. </p>

<p>One of my teachers, English, was so dimwitted that one of her common practices was to set a timer to let us know how much work we had left. One day someone set it to go off every minute and clipped it to the back of her shirt. She wandered around the classroom trying to find it. She probably wouldn't have found it if someone hadn't shown her out of pitty. (I got in a yelling match with this teacher.)</p>

<p>I hate it when my current English teacher plays "Christian Rock" in class. (Kind of an oxymoron if I do say so myself.) </p>

<p>My debate coach won't say you suck to your face but will tell others on the team.</p>

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<p>Lol at the ok. There was a librarian in my elementary school who said ookaaaeeeyy all the time. And it was really nasaly sounding too. </p>

<p>My english teacher charges a quarter every time you say suck in class, and he donates the money every month to some charity. However, when someone put "When Fish F*** You Over" for their "CREATIVE" title for a The Old Man and the Sea analysis paper (he actually gives 5 assessment pts for a creative title) he was fine with it and gave her full credit. BTW, I did not get 5/5 for my title!</p>

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<p>Teacher does a high pitch "AHH" every 10-15 minutes.</p>

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<p>^Precalc teacher did a high pitch "Ack ack ack" at the same rate. Also yelled "parabola", stuck her arms in the air (to make a parabola shape), and let her 70yr old gut hang out!</p>

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<p>My orchestra teacher's pits are always really sweaty. REALLY sweaty. And that's somewhat disconcerting when he's conducting and I my face is like 2ft away. During a concert, I saw sweat drip from his nose to the music. If you looked at the score, you would've sworn it was raining. He also ripped his pants once on stage lol!</p>

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<p>^ Oh my. I thought my band director (who's also the orchestra director) was odd.</p>

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<p>lol borchestra director? Dang, I feel sorry for you. Too bad first thing schools cut is the music program =(</p>

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<p>^Took away our 8th grade languages, ITech programs, TaG program, and all but 1 AP class first. Now they're moving onto French.</p>

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<p>^Music still hasn't been hit? That's odd.</p>

<p>I'd like to see a school try to take away a football of basketball team first one time. lol</p>

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<p>My 8th grade history teacher always said "Black and white Michael Jackson." We always sort of laughed. Chem teacher always says "I'm not your parent." He has a bunch of catch phrases. And one of my ballet teachers always says "I'm for real" which sounds really funny in his accent, but you're breathing too hard to laugh.</p>

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<p>One of my friend's teachers says "exsqueeze me" instead of excuse me. LOL.</p>

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<p>my 8th grade music teacher huffed chalk. no lie. she'd tell us to close our eyes, "seeing the music in our head" and if you opened your eyes you would see her sniffing away lol</p>

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<p>My trig teacher told us like 5 times a day how he was in a Ludacris video. LOL. He's definately blazed at a constant.</p>

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<p>Is there a problem with a teacher giving a student a ride home?
My previous english teacher gave me a ride home yesterday because my parents wouldn't come get me & I didn't finish a midterm so i stayed after for a little bit.</p>

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<p>My calc teacher makes bird calls in the middle of class. If anyone asks him about it he blames them on the birds outside. He also mutters to himself and keeps an Alf doll in his closet, which he brings out occaisonally.</p>

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<p>My french teacher makes weird noises.When she stumbles on a word or forgts something, she would go like, boagagag;akljdbdvac ff</p>

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<p>My US History teacher says "Obviously" like every two sentences....and everytime she says it we all get mad because what she is teaching us is not obvious, if it was then we would not be in that class</p>

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<p>In high school, I had a chem teacher who had a sixth finger on each hand (and according to him, the same on his toes.) It was stubby, wiggled, had nails and everything.</p>

<p>I used to stare at his hand all the time, completely missed what he's was talking about and would scream if he got too close to me...with that finger. </p>

<p>Because of the latter, he used to always poke students with it when they'd start daydreaming in class and freak them out (or in my case, scream.)</p>

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<p>^ I just lol'd sooo hard.</p>