Most Obnoxious Thing a Teacher's Ever Said to You

<p>Well…</p>

<p>Let’s see, in middle school eighth grade we were required to take Health, and part of that class was learning about the different harmful chemicals. One day it was Carbon Monoxide and how people committed suicide by means of it. Unfortunatly for me I already knew this, since that’s how my dad died.</p>

<p>I’m balling my eyes out in the front row. She ignores me and continues on for I think my friend timed it at 15 minutes. He was sitting there consoling me the entire time, and she didn’t even ask afterwards. No apology. No, “Would you like to go to the hall?” As I was sitting their sobbing. </p>

<p>For my next one, I have anxiety issues. I’m to the point where if I can’t do the work up to the point and level that I want then I can’t bring myself to do it (I’m trying to see a councelor about this soon…) Well, because of this I also get test anxiety and I’m never fully prepared for my tests. I’m almost positive my math teacher thinks I’m faking it. Well, we’ve been taking tests online for the last week and I’m really slow and deliberate about how I do it, plus I get really nervous right before I turn in my answer since I can’t go back. I tried to finish in class and a few times before/after school. I go to my teacher Friday when we’re suppose to be finished, and ask if instead I can take the written test,
“Well, I think you’re being really immature about this! You just love putting everything off to the last minute don’t you? More exciting that way, huh?”</p>

<p>“Uh, no, I tried to complete it but wasn’t able to. You can say no. I’ll take the consequences, whatever. I just wanted to see if I could take the option that might work better for me.”</p>

<p>“Ok I’ll let you take it, but I don’t think I should let you. You know next year your teacher is going to be harder on you than I am.”</p>

<p>The idiotic prick.</p>

<p>ok, one day in french class, we were talking about the presidential elections (mind you be this was all in french; half the class can’t speak french to save their lives) and the french teacher, she begins to say “If obama wins all of the black people will be galavantig about as if they were the rulers of the earth, when in reality, we, the Swiss, the french and the Belgiums, are those who are in control! Allowing N******s to hold office is a step back in history and will only lead the country into a spiral down to hell!” me, being the only black student in the class who could understand what she had said, asked her was she serious, and she said: “Why would i not be? Have you seen yourself in this class?? You do absolutely nothing!” (I already speak french and the class is like, a billion years behind schedule) Nonetheless, the assitant principal walks in and said that she heard the whole thing from outside (in english). And the french teacher says to the class (in french): “This lady is crazy! There’s no way she could have understood what i said; she doesnt know french!” The the principal says (in french): “more than you know.”</p>

<p>^ That’s hillarious and sad at the same time.</p>

<p>^Holy crap that is amazing! </p>

<p>Good riddance to that teacher.</p>

<p>^</p>

<p>this whole thread is full of lols</p>

<p>“you’re not paying attention” (I was, actually) “why don’t you imagine I’m Brad Pitt or something? would that be more interesting.”</p>

<p>“why don’t we discuss what we learned over the weekend, other than how to apply your LIP GLOSS?”</p>

<p>“you need some counseling.”</p>

<p>all from the same teacher…nuff said
he made about 30 people cry and fired for the next year, lol</p>

<p>My Spanish teacher didn’t even know what colleges I was applying to or what my GPA was and she gave me four recommendations when I asked for six because she wanted me to “rethink my choices” and “take the more competitive schools off my list”. </p>

<p>SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE I WAS APPLYING.
sadjfoasdifjds</p>

<p>My English teacher is a huge *****! She’s really interested in my life/me coz I’m really really quiet and non-social in her class.</p>

<p>Once when I my eyes were watering coz my lens was making my eyes red- I put my head down on the table- closing my eyes to soothe the irritation in my eyes- she goes like-“_______, do you think you’re better than this class and me that you are putting your head down? From day 1 I’ve noticed you were the BIGGEST SNOB in this class.”
See? People sometimes think quiet, socially awkward people are snobs! stupid!</p>

<p>And one day the same English teacher comes up to me in class and loudly asks me in front of the whole class “Why don’t you have any friends in this school? Do you have a problem with people?”
Damn you *****! I’m just a reserved, quiet person who changed school in her senior year!!!</p>

<p>^ Wow, I think I might report her…</p>

<p>Ew… wow! There are some really horrible teachers out there! </p>

<p>In tenth grade, I had the worst Bio teacher in the history of the world … she would give out detentions if we answered a question wrong in class!</p>

<p>Furthermore, we’d line up single-file outside her classroom before the bell rang and IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUSY HALLWAY, we were expected to scramble through out backpack and find our homework for that day.</p>

<p>When the bell rang, she’d come out and count till ten. If our homework wasn’t in her hand by the time she counted till ten, it was late and she wouldn’t accept it!</p>

<p>I had another teacher (Chem) who actually yelled at another student for not knowing something:</p>

<p>" _____ , how do you not know how to do this equation? We’ve only been doing this stuff for the past two weeks!" <em>eye roll</em>.</p>

<p>Seriously, aren’t teachers supposed to HELP us learn … not make us feel idiotic when we don’t understand something??</p>

<p>My English teacher once asked for my opinion on lynching (i’m african american). It was kinda awkward.</p>

<p>Trigonometry teacher after I failed a test: “Not so ‘high-achieving now’, huh, flip?”</p>

<p>haha once a teacher started screaming at this guy cuz he wouldn’t shut up and she finally said “SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! I BET YOUR OWN MOTHER HATES YOU.”
He didnt talk for a week & reported her and his gf got ****ed at the whole class cuz we all laughed lol. </p>

<p>And another time my friend closed the window in a class cuz it was freeezing and my teacher jumped up: “What did you just do?” and she said “I just closed the window, its cold…” and he said " WHAT? Who gave you the right to close my window? This is MY class, not yours. If i came for tea at your house, how would you feel if i went around opening and closing all the windows?"…and the funniest thing was he was dead serious while we were lafing so hard with tears in our eyes. Needless to say none of us have touched the windows since…hahaha</p>

<p>Our chemistry class was taking a field trip to a local college and check out an electron microscope (this was 1979). A couple of students had to be excluded from the trip due to size restrictions … and the teacher decided to exclude me since I had “no possibilities in that career path”. I always remember this teacher when I find my box of electron microscope photos taken during my post-doc years studying microbial genetics (with a Nobel Laureate).</p>

<p>My 8th grade math teacher said directly in front of the whole class : Never have i seen so many stupid girls in a single class
My 9th grade math teacher told a girl from my class : You are easier than a community college …</p>

<p>Not really obnoxious and more creepy: after failing a physics test (and miserably so- a 34), my teacher hands the test back to me and says, “Well, at least you’re pretty”. XD</p>

<p>^^ Ahaha. I think that’s my favorite.</p>

<p>My Algebra II teacher stopped the class, looked at me closely and asked
“Are You AMISH?”</p>

<p>and I was like “No…”</p>

<p>and he’s like “Then why do u only wear black and white?!?!?”</p>

<p>And I said “Cause I like Black and White”</p>

<p>(I had been wearing lots of black and white for about 2 weeks)</p>

<p>and everyone loled</p>

<p>One of my teachers forced a couple kids and I to argue for the Ku Klux Klan. The same teacher also said my arguments against affirmative action were conceited and egotistical (I benefit from it…).</p>

<p>A math teacher in my school told me last year that I shouldn’t take his class becuase “it will hurt your self esteem when you fail.”</p>

<p>/thread</p>