<p>dude I can’t use a vacuum cleaner it would make too much noise which would wake up my parents and they would be like wth is our son doing (asian parents)</p>
<p>You could say you were cleaning for Father’s Day, or something</p>
<p>Somehow I doubt there is even a roach in your house, though.</p>
<p>Wow, the roach really doesn’t deserve this much attention 
Kill it, and go get some sleep.</p>
<p>you wouldn’t get into any college with a cockroach essay. it makes you sound like a ■■■■■. LOL??</p>
<p>who knows, maybe he can use a metaphor about how he spared poor roachy’s life and how that makes him a saint.
Or he could relate his hesitation about killing the roach to his decisions in real life.</p>
<p>I didn’t say it would be a good college essay topic.</p>
<p>Im going to do it guys im going to kill the roach</p>
<p>What method did you choose?</p>
<p>Do they test roach killing on the SAT now?</p>
<p>ughhh I haven’t moved…can’t…do…it…</p>
<p>just take a shoe, and hit it if necessary.</p>
<p>alternate method: take a cup and quickly place it over the bug. Then go and get a piece of paper, which you can use to transport the bug outside</p>
<p>But I dun wanna go outside its dark and cold. and plus there are 2 roaches. so if i killed one there still would be one more. and its been half an hour who knows they may be gone by now</p>
<p>they’re not gone. seriously</p>
<p>and you don’t really have to go outside. Just open the door and leave them on the front step. If you leave two alone together soon there will be more.</p>
<p>ah too late im tired and im going to sleep kcyalater</p>
<p>Move out of the city and change your identity.</p>
<p>Good grief. I’ve killed everything from mice to snakes in my house. Be a man and hit it with your fist. Bend down, pick it up with your fingers, and flush the thing. Tom Jones, you’re not.</p>
<p>Ah I went downstairs after I woke up but they were gone, sadly =[
I was going to smash it with my fist and pick it up, to be honest.</p>
<p>lighter+hairspray+insert teriyaki sauce+apple and pear garnish = good eats?</p>
<p>roaches can live up to 9 days after their heads are removed…make sure you finish the job</p>
<p>When I see a bug and I’m too much of a wuss to kill it, I just take a clear plastic box and cap it on. (You know…those boxes the gold foil Ferrero Rocher chocolates come in?) Then I put a heavy textbook on it and wait until it dies. Or until my mom gets annoyed and just kills it herself.</p>
<p>My house is probably crappier. </p>
<p>There was once a millipede. I have yet to see cockroaches inside. I did see some outside. And then I get a spider bite every night. >< Then, there are bloody fly’s and those dang Crane fly (I just found out the “big” mosquitoes that I thought were males aren’t mosquitoes! They are Crane fly’s – just felt like adding] stuff in the bathroom all the time. It freaks me out when taking a shower. </p>
<p>I just get a paper, a shoe, a paper towel, and smoosh them.</p>
<p>The woods surrounding my house are god awful. Step in them for a second I guarantee a tick.</p>
<p>Lol I had to come back to edit… Just found a tick on my dog.</p>