My Roommate is Satin. I'm quite Scared. What now?

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<p>I'm enrolling at the University of Wisconsin-Madison this fall.</p>

<p>I recently met my roommate on facebook, and let me tell you, he's quite a character! </p>

<p>When I send him messages (I only messaged with him once), he says he doesn't care what I have to say, he says that I'm wasting his time, he told me to shut up, and he even said "STOP TALKING TO ME YOU PETIFILE."</p>

<p>He says that he's going there with some girl, and that they're "gonna be chillin dis yeer." So I'm assuming She'll be around a lot, as will possibly 874597846 other girls.. (which is awesome in some aspects, but bad in others..)</p>

<p>What do I do? This kid has problems...</p>

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<p>Um talk to the university about changes of roommates.
Maybe you can print off the things he has said on facebook and fax it to the residential life office.</p>

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<p>wow that sucks. im glad i havent had a roomie like that yet. we havent been best friends but they were ok.</p>

<p>although i did laugh pretty hard at "STOP TALKING TO ME YOU PETIFILE." and "gonna be chillin dis yeer."</p>

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as will possibly 874597846 other girls..

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I have a hard time believing there are 874597846 other girls who wish to be around him >_></p>

<p>By the way, for anyone curious, he also made this thread in the UW-Madison forums, though, not much insight has been made there either.</p>

<p>EDIT: I'd give satan a little bit more credit by the way. I'd imagine, if there were a satan, he/she/it would be a rather intelligent and devious person/thing/it/etc.</p>

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<p>wow, i just got your thread title. </p>

<p>lol, it's satan, not satin.</p>

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lol, it's satan, not satin.

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Weird, I never even noticed he misspelled it, yet I spelled it correctly in my post without thinking. :S</p>

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<p>Haha. I saw satin and was very confused... and then got it. but didn't really connect the misspelling! I thought I was out of it!</p>

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<p>Lucky. My freshman roommate was Felt.</p>

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<p>agree with someone earlier, show reslife the "stop talking to me pedophile thing" tell them you want a room change.</p>

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<p>what race is he?</p>

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<p>Not so bad. One of my roommates used to scratch his butt and then maul everyone's food in the fridge. I wonder where old Andy Silverman is today. Last I heard from him he was at grad school at UNC-CH and hating how small the town was. No good Chinese delivery food after 9 or something like that. Actually this guy sounds pretty cool.</p>

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<p>Yes...your roommate is a fine cloth...mwahahahhaha!!!</p>

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<p>l o l (10 chars)</p>

<p>sorry... lol..</p>

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<p>Go to Something Awful, go read the nightmare roommates thread and start praying that he doesn't become one of them.</p>

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<p>I appreciate the correction in my spelling.... but I've had more English lesson in this thread that I have had roommate advice.</p>

<p>Satan. Satan. </p>

<p>One of those words that screws me up. As does the word "jealous."</p>

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<p>Oh. As for his race, he's white and his red hair goes down almost to his waist.</p>

<p>And he's OBSESSED with "Drowning Pool."</p>

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<p>I'm sorry. I wish you the best of luck.</p>

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<p>Oh dear. The ginger part just makes it worse.</p>

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<p>I have nothing against "gingerocity" <-- That's so not a word.</p>

<p>But he's presenting himself as being some kind of buffoon. And I'm NOT good at meeting new people in the first place.. this'll only make it 10 times worse.</p>

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<p>^^^ In addition to that, YOU may be better at that than me. </p>

<p>But "buffoon" is a good word.</p>

<p>Just go into meeting him with an open mind.</p>