need ideas from college kids for a joke

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<p>I asked my son (college sophomore) a few days ago what he needed; forgotten items, goodies, etc. I am planning to send him a care pkg. </p>

<p>Anyway, he made some suggestions and then said "nothing lame" (he was kidding)</p>

<p>So as a joke I am making a small envelope of some lame stuff. I am compiling a CD with music he can't stand:</p>

<p>I'm Every Woman--Chaka Khan
Man I Feel Like a Woman--Shania Twain
YMCA--the Village People
Wannabe---Spice Girls
Mmmbop---Hansen
I Want it That Way---Backstreet Boys</p>

<p>etc. </p>

<p>Any other ideas for inexpensive lame things that would fit in a shoebox sized box that would be funny??? </p>

<p>thanks :)</p>

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<p>Condoms, and a dead cockroach.</p>

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<p>LMAO!!!! Mj93 and fizix2 ideas are FUNNY; they will work.</p>

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<p>Fake dog poop. Or if you're really adventurous it doesn't have to be fake.</p>