Nerdy Jokes

<p>i guess it’s easy with chemistry because it comes with a lot of recognizable terms (like all the elements). there are fewer recognizable terms associated with, say, statistics.</p>

<p>A U! Gimmie back my gold!
^only thing i was taught in my science class this year.</p>

<ol>
<li><p>You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!</p></li>
<li><p>I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.</p></li>
<li><p>You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!</p></li>
<li><p>If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.</p></li>
<li><p>I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.</p></li>
<li><p>Baby, you overclock my processor.</p></li>
<li><p>Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.</p></li>
<li><p>Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive</p></li>
<li><p>You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>10.You defragment my life.</p>

<ol>
<li><p>Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?</p></li>
<li><p>You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.</p></li>
<li><p>Baby, let me find your nth term.</p></li>
<li><p>I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?</p></li>
<li><p>Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long</p></li>
<li><p>Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?</p></li>
<li><p>If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.</p></li>
<li><p>I’m a fermata… hold me</p></li>
<li><p>I think my heart just lagged.</p></li>
<li><p>I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.</p></li>
<li><p>Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!</p></li>
<li><p>By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.</p></li>
<li><p>It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.</p></li>
<li><p>Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!</p></li>
<li><p>What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply</p></li>
<li><p>Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.</p></li>
<li><p>Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up</p></li>
<li><p>I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1</p></li>
<li><p>If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?</p></li>
<li><p>You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.</p></li>
<li><p>You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)</p></li>
<li><p>When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.</p></li>
<li><p>Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?</p></li>
<li><p>If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1</p></li>
<li><p>You know… it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force</p></li>
<li><p>If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.</p></li>
<li><p>Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!</p></li>
<li><p>If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?</p></li>
<li><p>I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.</p></li>
<li><p>If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?</p></li>
<li><p>Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it</p></li>
<li><p>Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod</p></li>
<li><p>Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves</p></li>
<li><p>Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?</p></li>
<li><p>Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress</p></li>
<li><p>Let’s discover our coefficient of friction</p></li>
<li><p>Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.</p></li>
<li><p>I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent</p></li>
</ol>

<p>Yeah, I’m more of a Humanities person…</p>

<p>HOLY SHIFT, LOOK AT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION! </p>

<p>That’s gneiss, don’t take it for granite.</p>

<p>FLUX THIS SHEET! </p>

<p>The true story of how the College Board cannot take a joke and instead cancelled the Physics C scores of everyone in the room:</p>

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