New 5th Generation of Pokemon Revealed

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<p>Charm? Let’s examine some of the earlier generation Pokemon:</p>

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<li>Magnemite is a ball with two magnets on either end, which evolves into (GASP) three magnet-balls. (Direct refutation to the Gear argument).</li>
<li>Diglett. See above.</li>
<li>Voltorb is an exploding Pokeball. Yeah, real charming. Oh, and when he evolves, he turns upside down and grows a bit.</li>
<li>“Blissey, what are you gonna do, attack me with your cuteness?” </li>
<li>Dunsparce. What the what.</li>
<li>Geodude was a rock with arms.</li>
<li>Farfetch’d, Grimer, Muk, Seel, Rattata… I could go on forever.</li>
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<p>Those nostalgia goggles are clouding your vision. Gen V isn’t the only generation with bad designs.</p>