<p>I’ve recently fallen in love with the word paradox</p>
<p>She jumped on me suddenly, begging for food and trying to bite my face.</p>
<p>(my dog)</p>
<p>Not my Common App Essay, but:</p>
<p>“For a thousand years, most of the world denied the existence of nothingness.”</p>
<p>and</p>
<p>“I was seven the first time I realized that my skin color was different.”</p>
<p>Also not my common app essay.</p>
<p>Too paranoid to even post the first line of that. xD They’re just extras.</p>
<p>Stefani Joanne Angelina Germonatta. Otherwise known as Lady Gaga.</p>
<p>The advil went bloop.</p>
<p>“We hold these truths to be self-evident …”</p>
<p>Who am I?
(10 char)</p>
<p>=) i really like these</p>
<p>“Thomas Jefferson killed my hamster.” -???
LOL</p>
<p>“The dust bunnies were multiplying like rabbits.”</p>
<p>“Maturity always seemed like an unattainable goal to me, that was until I entered the ninth grade.”</p>
<p>Meh</p>
<p>“Six feet tall and sixty years old, my father appears to be a normal individual, or one may think.”</p>
<p>Tentatively, “A chill rushed through my body the first time I saw their eyes.”</p>
<p>LOL this is too funny</p>
<p>HEll ITS ABOUT TIME</p>
<p>“hehe i is fer real real <a href=“mailto:sm@rt”>sm@rt</a>. i think i wud b a gud fit at ur colidge. harverd sed they wanted me but i wud rlly rather go 2 ur skool. see? i know that harverd isnt everything.”
Is this a good opening??</p>
<p>On a serious note, though, here is mine:
“I don’t believe in Him. There’s no solid proof anywhere.”
“See, you’re mistaken. How did time start? How was earth created? Someone had to have created everything, and that someone is God Himself.”
“But if God were to exist, that would violate the notions of modernisim, Clarence Darrow, and overall enlightened thinking. Plus, why is it that…”</p>
<p>No, it’s not one line but it’s my opening.</p>
<p>He turned and yelled ‘BUS’!</p>
<p>Physicists are the purest of practical scientists, according to the webcomic XKCD.</p>
<p>I always thought I was a realistic person who wasn’t easily tricked and can handle and solve all the problems by simply using a brain. But I was wrong.</p>
<p>bumppppppp</p>