<p>yes i have read candide...</p>
<p>alrighty then.....lets imagine that candide suddenly showed up at your school....what do you think he would think of the 21st century? (I hate french projects, I hate french projects, I hate french projects, I hate french projects, I hate french projects, I hate french projects, I hate french projects, I hate french projects.....)</p>
<p>he would be a naive boy and cause something stupid to happen :-D lol</p>
<p>but probably that its really corrupt and he would see a lotta the evil cuz thats the point of candide. he leaves the utopian society and sees all the evil/bad crap of society. so he will probably see the robberies, the war, the starvation, the disease, the executions, the murders. and then he would be sad and go back to his world and hoe down his garden</p>
<p>lol, yeah.....that's about what I was going to say.....</p>
<p>Wow, check out our insane post count--we're going to hit 7,000 soon.</p>
<p>Yayy and I think you are totally gonna hit 1000 by the end of this week</p>
<p><em>gets ready for party</em> then I won't be the only granny</p>
<p>by the time kebree hits 1000 zant ur gonna be at 2000 =P hahahhahaha my goal is to hit 1000 sooooon</p>
<p>I doubt there's another level above Senior Member though. I should suggest Uber Member at 5000.</p>
<p>I think Jane Austen could do a great parody of CC.</p>
<p>Mr. Darcy = ilcapo
Elizabeth = Gracilisae
Wickham = Shrek2004
Jane = zantedeschia
Charles Bingley = philintex
Mr. Bennet = encomiumII
Mrs. Bennet = kebree
Lydia = jssballet
Mary = princetonwannabe
Kitty = akashbansal
Charlotte = gianevve</p>
<p>A wealthy gentleman, the master of Pemberley, and the nephew of Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Though Darcy is intelligent and honest, his excess of pride causes him to look down on his social inferiors. </p>
<p>perfect.</p>
<p>too bad i've never read the book....umm....i think that makes me a piece of uneducated white trash. :(</p>
<p>lol, did you just sparknote yourself?</p>
<p>Enco: You didn't even give me a role! Sheesh</p>
<p>oh i'm sorry</p>
<p>Mr. Darcy = ilcapo
Elizabeth = Gracilisae
Wickham = Shrek2004
Jane = zantedeschia
Charles Bingley = philintex
Mr. Bennet = encomiumII
Mrs. Bennet = kebree
Lydia = jssballet
Mary = princetonwannabe
Kitty = akashbansal
Charlotte = gianevve
Mr. Collins = legendofmax</p>
<p>enc, that was a great comment, and il, you should at least attempt it - such a great book</p>
<p>god us ed applicants trying to prove our intelligence with comments like these... we should just discuss britney spear's latest horrific marriage like every other teenager ;)</p>
<p>edit: "lol, did you just sparknote yourself?"</p>
<p>hahahahahaha</p>
<p>you haven't read Pride and Prejudice??</p>
<p>::sigh::
oh mr. darcy...</p>
<p>I don't want to be Jane; Jane's boring and wimpy...but ok I'll take it; better than the other sisters. And I get to marry Philntex lol...uh oh ...where's Legendofmax?</p>
<p>and did you just make some guys into girls enco? and now ur my dad? wtf?!</p>
<p>uh oh...this is supposed to be my favorite book...I forgot who Mr. Collins is...who's Mr. Collins???</p>
<p>Probably some random passerby in the book without much relevance? (if you can't even remember him) Enco I want a cooler role!</p>
<p>yes, im really quite embarassed that i had to restort to spark-noting myself.</p>
<p>i don't know why, but british literature never found its way into my curriculum.</p>
<p>maybe prof. oates can explain it.</p>
<p>mr. collins marries charlotte!!!!</p>
<p>lol you can be Jane's lover on the side (oh come on, you guys all know Mr. Bingley is boring)</p>