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<p>BillyMc your professor is amazing! His ‘grand conspiracy theory’ is epic! And very probable! :D</p>
<p>Where do you go?</p>
<p>“Now, when I say ‘Vulgar Latin,’ I don’t mean, like, ‘naughty Latin’ or ‘porno Latin’…” - my elderly German Roman Civ professor</p>
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Haha, it was just a community college I was taking some classes at last year.</p>
<p>He had also, completely of his own volition, done in-depth research as to the identity of Jack the Ripper. Later that year, a major book on the subject was published, and it agreed with him.</p>
<p>This week before starting the lecture our art history professor showed us an advertisement using Michelangelo’s “Creation of Adam” section of the Sistine Chapel and told us about how if we ever create such a vulgarity, we would haunt us after he dies.</p>
<p>My calc 2 teacher equated integrating to martial arts. To become black belts in integration we had to have all the techniques. If you had to integrate by parts, that was equated to the karate chop lol. </p>
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<p>Not a professor, but my 11th grade physics teacher this year. Pretty vanilla guy, but when he is funny, he is all-out.</p>
<p>“And THIS is why I didn’t grade your tests this weekend:” <em>pulls up picture on smartboard of him and his wife at a party, clearly smashed and fist-pumping</em></p>
<p>…Another time, he was tracing the path of a cablecar on a hill. Accidentally drew a *****. HUGE on the smartboard. Like, balls, shaft, and ridged head and all. THEN, drew it again on the whiteboard to show it even BIGGER. Meanwhile, we are all literally red in the face and tearing up with restrained laughter, and he’s still oblivious and trying to teach the lesson, unaware that he just detailed a phallus for all to see…</p>
<p>Also, my Latin teacher made her example “if,then” statements: “If she comes, he will be happy.” Then she wrote 7 variations of it to represent different forms of the statement. As she read the powerpoint aloud in class, she understood what she’d written, turned bright read, and glared at all of us laughing while trying not to laugh herself. </p>
<p>P.S. She’s my BFFer. Lol I follow her on Twitter (where she is obsessed with the show Big Brother and all Twitter accounts pertaining to it) and I tell her about dating drama and she laments about guys to us. She accidentally says inappropriate or unintentionally funny things so often that there is a facebook group about it. ;P</p>
<p>“Google has my brain.”</p>
<p>She’s awesome.</p>