Everything that could go wrong with a frogfish
has gone wrong
everyone on the reed CC thread is currently in a state of ultimate confusion
@Frogf1sh NOT FUNNY.xD lol … I died laughing !!!
It’s officially 5:15! No hope! It’s all over. The stock markets crashing and the world is ending
Ah this is not healthy for anyone involved!
This only means one thing
Reed College has been sucked into a time vacuum and the nearby black hole is causing the space-time dimension to dilate in such a way the electronic waves sent by e-mail are being slowed
If so, “The Laws of Physics” are in violation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights
We should all email the admissions office asking if Reed even exists. I bet the collegeboard is behind this, they’re behind everything evil in the admissions process.
The office of admissions in currently all sitting laughing at this thread while our futures wait in the outbox
Pretty sure the admissions office e-mail goes directly to the CollegeBoard
bring down the collegeboard
Are we allowed to call them now?
collegeboard is the root of all evil
We must end the age-old tyranny of the CollegeBoard. We will no longer allow ourselves to be oppressed by an omniscient dictator.
I don’t even know why I bother refreshing my email. This is hopeless.
I doubt that they’d answer. I suspect that is why the wait until they close to send out emails - they don’t want to answer the flood of calls as to why people didn’t get in or how long the wait list is…
Everyone checks your portal to see if the checkmarks disappeared. And it doesn’t show anything about enrolling for me so I guess I’m out of the picture
Lol I bet they’re reading this thread while listening to that new Big Sean song
I’ve bitten off all of my fingernails. 
Seriously faurk the SAT that shet wack
Oh well… My REAL dream was to be a professional surfer anyway. Who needs college, amiright?