***** Reed College Class of 2019 RD *****

you wanna go

I’m not in the boat of crap scores or GPA. I have higher stats than many who posted here that they were admitted and virtually identical scores to a classmate who was admitted last Friday.

you wanna go to walmart

I’m willing to sit down at a conference with Reed so we can formulate some kind of treaty. There can be a peaceful end to this war.

That it’s a dangerous time to be a man in college? I’m sure it is. I wonder what it’s like to have radical feminists continually threatening your existence! #meninist

This is keeping me from my Physics work. Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise

His name is Jeremiah True.

If we’re accepted, let’s make a Meninist club at Reed and wear Meninist shirts every day. I wonder how long we’d last before we “mysterious disappeared” at the hands of our comrade students.

I can’t tell which pisses me off more: the modern day radical feminists or the modern day radical counter-feminists.

I can feel myself growing old.

Both ends of the horseshoe look the same

illustration i meant the boat of not getting an email or a package. maybe ur essay sucked who knows

If I were an admissions officer at Reed I would be laughing my ass off right now reading this thread,

Maybe; subjective things are hard to judge especially when they are your own subjective things.

There’s a church chapel directly above the admissions office. Say a prayer perhaps.

The curvature of the Earth makes it impossible for me to aim prayers at Portland (or the US in general).

Aim in a linear distance–ie if you are in China, pray straight into the Earth in the hopes your prayer waves will reach the Reed College chapel.

They really shouldn’t have told people who called that they were going to email decisions at 5 today if they weren’t going to do so

We should all pray to the Doyle owl

Just punch me in the face guys just do it