Why would I bother documenting the “salient points” for you when it has nothing to do with our office and we have plenty of real work to do.
Yes, we get lots of “junk (e-)mail at work, just like at home. You can’t pay attention to all of it or you will drown.
Yippee! Thank you CPA for agreeing to deal with IRS on our behalf! So glad we prepaid you for this. ;). I’m not a fan of handling this stuff. I really don’t understand why the IRS can’t find the direct payment we made on their website vs a paper check with SSN printed on each.
Sent nephew a generous check for graduation. A thank you was sent via text to my H. Really, a text. I don’t know what makes me feel worse, that my nephew couldn’t take the time to call or write to say thank you or that I’m getting so old that I think all this “social media” stuff is for the birds.
Dear FSA people: I have sent you my dentist’s bills. I have sent you the insurance statements. I have sent you my credit card receipt.
Yet you say this is not a legitimate expense…What more do you need before reimbursing me?
Do you want me to send a photograph of the crown?
Expedia-
We called you to check on whether a charge to our credit card is fraudulent. All we need to know is what the charge is for and you tell us you can’t give us that information without our account information. Since it wasn’t our account used (thus the suspicion of fraud) we obviously don’t have the account information. The charge was to OUR credit card. It would be nice if you could work with us at least a little. Our convention with your customer service rep was Kafkaesque.
OMG it’s just a closet! Two inches isn’t going to make a difference!
OK, have now faxed CPA our two power of attorney forms plus the bank statement showing the funds went from our acct to IRS.
Really, IRS, get it together! 
OK, I have multiple statements from company showing I owe $0 for many months and now I have a bill for just under $300 for those months when I owed $0? Come on, company. Work with insurer and figure it out without putting me in the middle.
I can’t believe how many hours of work by me, my doctors, the company, and insurer are being wasted for this puny bill of under $300! I can see why our healthcare costs are so high—this is just such a waste of resources! 8-}
I really had hoped that you would step up and do the right thing. But no, you told another lie. I’m done with you. Someday you might realize that the reason you are alone is because of your own actions, lies, drinking and bitterness.
( not directed at my husband or kids- thank goodness)
I have 12 days left. As a gift for 33 years of service, I ask you to believe what I am telling you. Please don’t say, “yes, but.” My calcs are right. They truly are.
17 “shared” silly posts on your facebook page in the last few hours. Do you seriously have nothing better to do?
OMG, what is worse than a smoker landing in the seat next to you on the bus? A smoker who poured a gallon of Axe on himself!!! Gag. He seems to be working for a certain high tech giant downtown… I feel sorry for his coworkers!!!
You need to listen more and talk less, but what you’ve said can’t be taken back.
You have known for a year that your nephew was getting married. We are paying for 2 of your sons to fly out for the wedding and putting them up in a hotel. But you couldn’t be bothered to save up for a plane ticket (we know you would have mooched off a friend to stay with them or stayed in the room we are paying for for your sons). DH and other SIL finally decided to stop bailing you out and won’t pay for your tickets, and you couldn’t come up with the $ to attend. You are pathetic and asorry excuse for in laws. Maybe I am glad you aren’t coming. You won’t even send a gift. Get a job, one of you 2, you lazy, SOBs. What happened to those jobs you were going to get when you asked to “borrow” a LOT of $$ last year? Right after we took you and your family on a cruise to Alaska? Pathetic.
I’m beginning to see that one of the best parts of being older is knowing when to be done. Not up to me to “fix” the world enough so that your fragile egos are assuaged. You’ll have to see if your aging skins can get a little thicker.
Hey Tennis Pro Dad. You thought she was a prodigy so you had your daughter playing tournaments on only concrete at 10 now as a senior she has had multiple surgeries and can’t play anything. She was an amazing pure athlete who loved to play any sport. Now she’s broken. Such a shame. You’re an idiot.
I asked you to buy two locks. You decided that it would make sense to simply rekey them. One hour of our time that we will not get back. Please listen to what I say. A 40 year old lock that was made by some fancy schmancy foreign brand is not going to be easy to rekey!!! God I hate to be right.
Yey, found my package!
I dont know if fedex came later and left it or the office employee was being an idiot as usual, but oh well!
I have got to where I absolutely dread getting up and going into this job every day. Really really hope I can retire this time next year.
And to my dear H - stop bragging to everyone about how you retired so early. You know how miserable i am - can’t you make the connection that if you had not retired so early i would not be still having to keep working at this job I have grown to hate?
A year ago tonight I was in a noisy restaurant and missed the call from the state trooper. And then the call from the paramedic. I found out you were in a hospital two hours away, and I was driving for miles through a thunderstorm with only lightning for illumination in the dark countryside thinking about how on TV shows they don’t tell you your loved one is dead till you get there. But you were alive, although badly injured. A year later, you are doing better than I could have believed possible in the ER. But still, we are both a little bit broken in ways most cannot see.