Speech Writing

Help! Help! Help!?!?!?!

So I have to write a speech for graduation. It was due last Friday. I have not started. Principal getting not very pleased. I also have a lot of anime to catch up with. And a laptop to fix since DoTA is crashing.

Help! Help! Help!?!?!?!

How do I write a speech?!?!?!?!

Help! Help! Help!?!?!?!

Any help would be greatly appreciated. Suggested speech length is 2-3 minutes (thankfully not long).

Help! Help! Help!?!?!?!

You should read that post at graduation. >.>

Wait it’s okay at this rate I will not graduate since I have not paid my large number of lost book dues.

OK, deep breaths.

Here’s your speech:

Look up the parable of the Starfish. Then talk about the importance of making a difference, of random acts of kindness.

Or, plan B: borrow the line from Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.” And talk about serendipity, about life as a journey, not a destination.

And find those lost books!! Hint: several are under your bed. So start by cleaning your room.