Status updates you least enjoy on your news feed.

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People think when directed to girls, “hot” is like dehumanizing and objectifying. I think girls should consider their sexuality and “hotness” as empowering. =]</p>

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<p>Reading this, I actually want to go school tomorrow. I might learn how to spell correctly.</p>

<p>i remember there was this one “emo” girl who basically talked about committing suicide.
“my <em>**in parents kicked me out of my *</em><em>in house now im walking on route 1 and i hope one of these mother</em><strong>in cars hits me…none of you **</strong>*ass niggas will miss me anyway [sic].”</p>

<p>5 minutes later:
“im about to run across this busy highway withot looking [sic]”
about five people commented telling her she’s crazy etc.</p>

<p>15 minutes later:
“im back in my house and cooling off. i dont like to be messed with. [sic]”</p>

<p>I hate attention seekers.</p>

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Well I personally don’t think being called beautiful is nicer than being called hot or sexy. It’s just a guy trying to be more “romantic”. But guys can be hot too so it shouldn’t be a female thing.</p>

<p>I hate the ones that are bible-thumping in nature (like five straight passages from the bible in one minute, followed up by some crap about how much He loves us so we should love one another the next), the ones comprised almost completely of acronyms (gtfoh smh im da hbic so hmu), and the why, wassup ones (nobody cares how much you know them). :/</p>

<p>^ Speaking of Bible-thumping, there are those people that basically don’t get the point of God (live in a loving manner, be good to all) and have statuses like “Stop being such a ■■■ go die” and “f*** [insert name here]” then post statuses like “Ohmigosh I am a proud Christian and I have high morals”.</p>

<p>Exactly. They’re also the ones most prone to post statuses of going to crazy parties and smoking pot. Naughty Jesus freaks. Think before you preach. :(</p>

<p>So usually I avoid HSL (trying to keep my CC addictions to a minimum), but this thread is too good to resist. </p>

<p>Girl: smart people follow there head stupid people follow there heart…be stupid
Friend’s comment: You used the wrong “there”. It should be “their”.
Girl: “grammer geek!!! haha kthanx ill remember that nxt time”
Friend: It’s “grammar”.</p>

<p>Girl: if your a true freind, write something on my wall that will make me smile =]
Her friend: i miss yuh Ladyyy!
Girl: ‎ (: I miss you to right on my wall something nice (:</p>

<p>…but I guess I actually enjoy these on my news feed :)</p>

<p>I hate people that whine about life and school. </p>

<p>Also, I hate those attention whores. They literally spell out their life.</p>

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<p>I’m glad you find joy in announcing that you’re going to work/school, especially when our economy is six feet deep and millions of people are losing their jobs, but must you find so much joy in announcing it?</p>

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<p>This. Like, stop posting status updates about how much you love your bf. I get it.</p>

<p>Some gems from right now:

Comments: “haha that was ****in legit!”, “i was really down with how my lips tasted like strawberries.”</p>

<p>And another one:

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<p>—>What a *<strong><em>ing *</em></strong>**bag. I mean, really?</p>

<p>I despise it when people post things in another language other than English.</p>

<p>^Aw you’re no fun
T’m’amuse pa
No me diviertes</p>

<p>there’s a fine line with me for song lyrics… if they’re tasteful and not from a top 40 song, i can respect/ appreciate that… </p>

<p>on another note, status updates like “taylor swift speaks for me” are pretty vapid.</p>

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<p>I seriously LOL’ed. But that is sadly true.</p>

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Lawl, how does that work?</p>

<p>I post song lyrics all the time, but they are usually things that I find profound and would like to share with the world and such.</p>

<p>This one girl posts like 6 times a day about how much she loves her boyfriend. Its actually kinda sick:
<em>omg, i love u babes, can’t wait to see u later</em>
<em>sooo bored at school, baby u r my everything, see ya in a bit</em>
<em>finally done wif schul, gonna see ma baby, i love him so much, he’s the center of ma universe</em>
<em>with my baby, love him forever</em>
<em>started ma period, saw my baby ______, love him soo sooo much!! night mofos</em></p>

<p>not even kidding</p>

<p>People that update every 10 minutes annoy me. I don’t care that you moved from your bedroom to the basement.</p>

<p>And all of the “If you really knew me” type things where people like a person’s status just so the person can post how they feel about you. Those drive me crazy. And as soon as one of them ends, someone tries to revive it in a new form, like “To Be Honest.”</p>

<p>people who become OBSESSED with their babies and then endlessly post status updates of their babies (and more baby pics). like seriously, do you have to spend every single waking hour of your life talking about every little minute accomplishment of your baby? Think about how embarrassed the baby will be 15 years from now!</p>

<p>(okay well, my friends thankfully aren’t that old yet. but i’ve seen a few of those statuses on the facebooks of non-friends)</p>

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<p>granted, i sometimes genuinely appreciate status updates that others get annoyed with.</p>

<p>The people who are like “I love so and so. I miss you so much.” or “I see so and so in three days!” There are a guy and a girl (two separate couples) in my friends list who literally put something like that in every single one of their statuses. On the bright side, nobody’s posting lyrics from that damn Airplane song anymore.</p>