<p>Any status involving homework from someone in zero AP classes.</p>
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Exactly, often in this form:
[insert bf name here] <3
My newsfeed is full of your new boyfriend’s name as your status update -__-</p>
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with whips and a gagging ball thingy… =D</p>
<p>CHAIN LETTER STATUSES OMG! theres one circulating that’s saying the cartoon profile pic event was created by pedophiles… and people are actually believing it w/o looking this stuff up xC</p>
<p>i hate people who list out all the homework they have to do. and they make it look really long and difficult when in fact everybody has the same workload and it’s a collection of assignments due in the next week (we have a block schedule), not the next day.</p>
<p>i also hate pretentiousness, but that isn’t restricted to facebook.</p>
<p>“Comment on my new profile picture!!!”</p>
<p>Really?! How desperate and pathetic is it to have to TELL people to comment on your picture? Is there any way to fish for compliments in a more obvious way?</p>
<p>Wait, actually, there is:
“I look so bad here!!!”
If you think you look “so bad”, don’t post it on Facebook! And don’t make it your profile picture! Come on, people!</p>
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<p>Those kids probably don’t to be on Facebook to begin with (if anyone considers their opinion, anyway). Nor does anyone want a friend request or friendly drop-by at their place from Pedo Bear (the latter is for the idiots who post their address and the like on the Internet).</p>
<p>i just hate statuses in general
its like you are talking to yourself</p>
<p>if you have something to say thats funny/whatever, put it on someones wall…</p>
<p>with all the fb stalking that goes on anyway, im sure everyone will see it</p>
<p>Eh, I give the mommies on Facebook some leniency. It’s easy to get overly attached to your kids.</p>
<p>Posting about their formspring and saying “do this if you’re brave enough.” Um… you can make a formspring question anonymous, genius.</p>
<p>Today on FB, some girl posted a status that went along the lines of “Stop **<strong><em>in talkin </em></strong> oh my **<strong><em>in god!!” and another girl (she’s really, really sweet) made a comment saying “Please don’t use God’s name in vain, it’s really rude. Some people are offended by it” and the poster went all “b</em>tch leave me the *</strong> alone it’s my business not urs!!!”.</p>
<p>If it’s no one’s business WHY PUT IT ON FACBEOOK X[</p>
<p>Today on FB, some girl posted a status that went along the lines of “Stop **<strong><em>in talkin </em></strong> oh my **<strong><em>in god!!” and another girl (she’s really, really sweet) made a comment saying “Please don’t use God’s name in vain, it’s really rude. Some people are offended by it” and the poster went all “b</em>tch leave me the *</strong> alone it’s my business not urs!!!”.</p>
<p>If it’s no one’s business WHY PUT IT ON FACBEOOK X[</p>