<p>lol</p>
<p>she stared at the duck in amazement....</p>
<p>and contemplated what to wish for...</p>
<p>Finally she decided that now that she's in heaven she should ask to read the half blood prince</p>
<p>And then thought it would be only fair to let the rest of the world read it.</p>
<p>ofcourse upon having my wish granted, harpercollins (not sure about publisher?) sued me</p>
<p>But using my mighty Jedi mind powers, I made them forget about the lawsuit...</p>
<p>The head of the hapercollins invited me to his home and gave me the exlusive edition of the half blood prince.</p>
<p>But little did I know</p>
<p>that she had a crush on me...</p>
<p>but it was too late...i had already gave my heart to the duck...and i could not fall in love with spreader of hate...so i jumped off a</p>
<p>cloud, and onced again ebayed hp and the half blood prince</p>
<p>With the money, I decided to buy neverland from Michael Jackson.</p>
<p>but he wouldnt sell, that bee-yotch</p>
<p>Then I hatched a scheme to steal Katie Holmes from Tom Cruise....</p>
<p>but michael jackson would'nt let me go..i was stuck in this horrible....</p>
<p>web of plastic surgery...</p>
<p>and a flying nose attacked me (with snot.......... eccchhhh)</p>
<p>so I put up my mighty snot shield, and the snot bounced off and hit...</p>
<p>the president of Mexico, Fox...</p>
<p>who ate it up but then waged a war against me</p>