<p>but couldnt because of the infinite lives, so he decided to go crazy and....</p>
<p>flip out and RELEASE THE HOUNDS!</p>
<p>but it was too late...they all died in iraq....</p>
<p>so he released the pigs instead.</p>
<p>who rolled around in the dirt so dubya joined in</p>
<p>...as did rumsfeld...but then they found a secret hold and in turn found saddam hussein...and then</p>
<p>met with their death in the hands of harry potter! lol</p>
<p>Harry was mad because he thought no one seemed to care about the release of the next installment of his adventures. but little did he know that a beautiful girl by the name of katie (aka ilovemath314159) was in love with him</p>
<p>but then he realized he got busted with pot and, therefore, could no longer attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...he was also kicked of the Quidditch team for use of illegal steriods...he then decided too...</p>
<p>marry katie (aka ilovemath314159) and live happily ever after in a white castle on the snow mountain...</p>
<p>until she got pregnant...then suddenly..</p>
<p>(when you all say harry, are u talkin about harry3734?)
Harry became an alcoholic
(sorry man, it fits with the story)</p>
<p>and one day she was caught for a DUI...</p>
<p>and put her husband in the trunk of her car b/c he got her pregnant and drove off the bridge and drowned him (Eminem song- "Stan" gave me this idea)</p>
<p>but with her magical ninja powers she managed to get out of the car alive...</p>
<p>but he/she got out of the car...to suddenly realize that he/she could not swim....but what puzzled him/her more, was the apparent sex change he/she somehow recieved after being in the trunk for too long...then..</p>
<p>she reached heaven...</p>
<p>and fatefully stepped on a duck.</p>
<p>Not just any duck, it was the peking duck who was killed in a gun fight in Tibet...</p>
<p>the bird said....'I am the pooping bird of Tibet...i will grant you 1.2453 wishes....'</p>