<p>DV's mom said that enough was enough - she had now found dirty magazines under his bed - Darth Vader was to be grounded indefinitely.</p>
<p>Darth Vader cried like a little baby....</p>
<p>DV's mom was heartbroken seeing her son cry like that and forgave him.</p>
<p>Darth Vader then went a wild party and was hospitalized for alchohol toxication.</p>
<p>He eventually died with me by his side...</p>
<p>... all the while repeating "Luke, I am your father." I was puzzled because neither is my name Luke, nor .......</p>
<p>I was destined to find this Luke...</p>
<p>but decided selling his mask on ebay might be more interesting...</p>
<p>I was shocked by the bids on ebay, eventually, I sold the mask for a whopping $1 billion dollars to a Mr.Gates.</p>
<p>So I put the billion dollars in my piggy bank and decided to shoot off some illegal fireworks with my friend Grunge in the backyard of Bill Gates' house.</p>
<p>But Gates's house caught on fire and Bill Gates sued us for $1 billion.</p>
<p>But little did Bill know that I had a law degree from Harvard.....</p>
<p>I called my high power friends: Michael, Kobe, and OJ, they helped me assmbled the most brtual lawyer team ever....</p>
<p>We then decided to create a reality show called "The Trial" and took the idea to Rupert Murdoch of Fox News...</p>
<p>He told me I was a genius and he offered to have dinner with me in a Sushi place.</p>
<p>I first choked on a piece of Maki Sushi and then found out that I was allergic to raw fish, so I spent the rest of the day in the ER.</p>
<p>I had a vision; I became the prophet.</p>
<p>My destiny was to wipe out all tests used for college admissions forever.</p>
<p>So I set out on the task armed with a pen, a swiss knife and a sunscreen lotion.</p>
<p>So I made my way towards the College Board headquarters in NYC</p>