What are my chances of getting in?

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<p>Hi, what are my chances of getting in?</p>

<p>School: Boarding, in MA
GPA: 5.00 unweighted, 7.98 weighted
Class Rank: 1 out of 2198</p>

<p>Classes:
AP Calc DE
AP US History
AP World History
AP British History
AP Spanish History
AP Azerbaijan History
AP Physics B, C, D, and E
AP Micro & Macro economics
AP Biology
AP French
AP Latin
AP Korean
AP Vietnamese
AP Statistics</p>

<p>All AP scores have been at least 5's</p>

<p>SATIs: 2600 (800 Crit Reading, 800 Writing, and 1000 Math! Yes, I got extra credit because I'm that smart)</p>

<p>SAT IIs:
Math I: 800
Math II: 800
Math IV: 800
Math XVI: 800
Physics: 790!
Chem: 800
French: 800
German: 800</p>

<p>Leadership roles:
Leader of chess team
Leader of debate club
5 year varsity football captain
4 year varsity basketball captain
Class President
Potential President of the United States (!)</p>

<p>Extracurriculars/ Volunteer work:</p>

<p>I do volunteer work at the local firefighting company for 7 hrs a day
local food bank for 5 hrs a day
homeless shelter for 6 hrs a day
tutoring for 3 hrs a day
elderly clinic for 8 hrs a day</p>

<p>I also raise bees for fun and combat terrorists.</p>

<p>I can also run a marathon in 20 minutes, and I can bench 400 lbs...with my mind (780 lbs with my arms)</p>

<p>I've also won countless awards such as:
Smartest person
Most Athletic
Nicest person
Most Modest Person
Mr. MA
Mr. USA
Mr. World
Best Person</p>

<p>just to name a few.</p>

<p>Please give me feedback! Thanks, and remember to not be intimidated by how smart and perfect I am!</p>

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<p>you’re kind of my new favorite person</p>

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<p>how did you get a 2600? There is extra credit? Please explain?</p>

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<p>I forgot to mention that I can also run on water. I eat rocks for fun and I have inborn night vision as well. I also have triple legacy…</p>

<p>cadabra, everyone knows that there is an extra credit! The only problem is that it’s in a random section and written in invisible ink. Basically, you need superpowers to see it (which I have)</p>

<p>I hope Cornell is smart enough to accept me. Well, I don’t even know if Cornell is good enough for me. If I do go to Cornell for some reason (it’s my safety school), then I might have to take six majors just to give myself adequate challenge. I’m modest and I don’t like to brag.</p>

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<p>i just read the first lines to the SAT scores, missed the mind bench presses, and flipped out about how much i was going to fail in life. your humor gave me half a heart attack, but your wit is quite impressive =]</p>

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<p>Your funny I must say…</p>

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<p>apparently, overachiever, you missed the writing extra credit. if you put a smiley face at the end of your essay, you can gain an extra 150 points.</p>

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<p>last year your older brother from Yale made a video to send to job recruiters…you are truly following in his footsteps…</p>

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<p>Lol…your thread reminds me of this essay:</p>

<p><a href=“http://cfcl.com/vlb/Cuute/f/college.essay.txt[/url]”>http://cfcl.com/vlb/Cuute/f/college.essay.txt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>“I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing”…</p>

<p>I’m sorry but I just had to mention that. It’s ■■■■■■■■ and brilliant at the same time.</p>

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<p>Why am I getting the impression that you all think I’m kidding? I’m serious. Really.</p>

<p>Speaking of trombones, I’ve mastered over 28 instruments, including 13 African ones. I can also imitate the bird calls of 67 different species (18 of which have not been discovered yet). I know it sounds like a stretch, but it’s true. But don’t worry, I don’t expect you guys to be able to compete with me. I’m also very humble.</p>

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<p>to be honest, your chances look rather slim. There are thousands of universal students who have much better stats then you. Most Martians achieve your stats in 1st grade.</p>

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<p>nope, you’re ■■■■■■■■</p>

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<p>Bring up that physics SAT II and I’d call it a high match.</p>

<p>If you can’t raised that score, then I suggest a gap year at a CC</p>