<p>Really, which books did you read? To be honest I've never finished one of his books (I always get part-way, sometimes even half-way through before I find that I can take no more of the implausibility </p>
<p>...and out in my L-vin' room there arose such a clatter, that I spring from my chair to see what was the matter. Away to my tv I flew like a flash, threw up the controls and smashed out of the past. </p>
<p>The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to [glowing] objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a black-suited man, and eight tiny fighters.</p>
<p>With a little old wookie, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Sir Luke.
More rapid than eagles his squadren they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name...</p>
<p>And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little foot.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Luke Skywalker came with a bound. </p>
<p>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And took all of the novels; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose; </p>
<p>He sprang to his fighter, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,</p>
<p>"REMOVED A BAD STASH,
AND TO ISSAC
GOOD-NIGHT."</p>